Ban all the media you want, you feckless, SCARED, piece of shit. @realDonaldTrump the world knows you shit your pants, fall asleep, raped women, cheated on your wife, and actively protect pedophiles.

Kinda chic to be a rapist and pedo protector too, huh.

So @PressSec says @realDonaldTrump wrote the jokes that would have gone last night... So it's true. Trump didn't actually do his homework, so I called in another Butler to distract and delay. Got it.

You've never been a good looking man @realDonaldTrump. In fact the only way you've ever had sex is because you either bought it, or assaulted it.

In April 2025, Trump skipped the dignified transfer of four fallen Army soldiers to attend a golf tournament in Miami. Four additional service members have died since Trump continued his early Saturday morning tradition of bombing foreign nations. Fuck @realDonaldTrump

Good luck @realDonaldTrump tonight! Don't fall asleep or shit your pants... like you do in public all the time!

Since @realDonaldTrump like to make boom boom in his pants... here's how we should change AF1.

Watch me trigger MAGA snowflakes with actual facts:

You know why she doesn't smile @realDonaldTrump ? Because she has to literally SMELL YOUR SHIT.

The funny thing is they could try to use @DonaldJTrumpJr to lure @realDonaldTrump outside, but he doesn't love his children or recognize them.

Because @realDonaldTrump is a bitch.

Is it treason to post this? @realDonaldTrump

Lets trigger some MAGAts with a real family that actually loves one another:

Hey @KristiNoem? Your racist commercial sucks, Cosplay Cunt.

Happy Thanksgiving, @realDonaldTrump... you old, fat, bloated, slowing withering husk of a "man".