@HeckSpawn

Live fast and die young. It hurts getting old... Suus ‘iustus ludus donec non. Proverbs 22:3

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Joined March 2009
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The perfect response. 🤣🤣🤣
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Chuckle.
I haven’t told my wife yet, whaddya think?
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He actually did the meme 🤣🤣
Christopher Nolan directing The Odyssey
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We are so back
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Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
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HeckSpawn Ownlife retweeted
Let's see some hands if you agree and are DAMN PROUD OF IT!!🙌🏼
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IN 1998 🍿 🎥 🎬
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🤭 “IF YOU SPANK YOUR KIDS WITH A BELT THATS CALLED ABUSE” ✋🏼 WAIT FOR IT.. 🤩 What comes next is a MASTERPIECE!
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It's bit windy..🐥🐥🥺😊
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Trump even has the Chinese playing “YMCA” With a marching band.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
“Y.M.C.A.” was not played when Trump arrived at the airport in Beijing, the music in the video has been altered. youtube.com/watch?v=AIBTe1… According to media reports, however, the song was played later at the state banquet. fox10tv.com/2026/05/14/chi…
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They are telling us we should take these people seriously
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King is trying to figure out how the basement stairs work.
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LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Still LOL!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Another brilliant @spencerpratt ad!
SAVE LA - Episode 1 Vote Spencer Pratt 🗳️
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