When I was club chairman at @BromleyGreenFC I would have been accused of bottling matches for this
Just chilling with a pint of middlesborough tears. Maybe they need to shut up and focus their anger on a triple bottle job.
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@SouthamptonFC when do FA Cup Final tickets go in sale...?
Surely we just get reinstated as we were beaten by a bunch of cheats, right...
#saintsfc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Anyone who votes for that shitgibbon and his menagerie of loons, probably should not breed, vote or work heavy machinery.
🚨 UNBELIEVABLE CLOWN SHOW: GREEN PARTY CLAIMS PROTECTING WOMENS SPORTS IS ACTUALLY BRITISH COLONIALISM!
You honestly have to laugh at the absolute delusion of Zack Polanski and the Green Party!
They have just drafted a new official policy demanding that biological men be given the absolute legal right to compete in female sports.
But their excuse for this madness is pure comedy gold. They actually claim that keeping men out of women's sports is rooted in historical colonial and Eurocentric attitudes!
Yes, you read that correctly. According to the Green Party, basic human biology is now an act of British colonialism!
Imagine Zack Polanski trying to look a female athlete in the eye and explaining she has to lose her gold medal to a biological male to apologise for the British Empire.
While working class families freeze this winter and struggle to pay the bills, these out of touch eco zealots are busy declaring war on reality and erasing women entirely.
They are a complete comedy act and a total danger to women across Great Britain.
RT and SHARE this everywhere to mock the Green Party and demand we protect female sports NOW! 🇬🇧🔥
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A nationwide alert telling us to not start a fire where the entire field could ignite.
OBVIOUSLY.
I hate the Government so very much.
Almost £9 to go 12 mins by train Disgraceful @Se_Railway @UKParliament @UKLabour @Conservatives @reformparty_uk @RestoreBritain @LibDems sort the cost of public transport out ffs
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So, I have now watched two NFL games. Here is my Ted Talk on how the US Americans should make American rugby more attractive to us Europeans. (Because that is very important):
1) Europe should host it every year.
2) You should change the rules that I dont understand.
3) Get rid of any teams from cities that Europeans can not find on a map because they probably dont even exist.
4) Once Europeans start playing it, we will the best at it, because we have the best athletes.
5) In fact, we are probably already the best.
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I don’t know what comes next, but for this one glorious evening let’s just appreciate that Rachel Reeves is on the way out.
A woman so devastatingly incompetent it’s almost impressive.
None of this ‘she tried her best’ guff.
She did a shit job, and we should say so.
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I don’t know who this bloke is, but he looks like he’s stepped straight out of a different era.
The suit. The tie. The moustache. The confidence.
Give it some @bushontheradio although didn’t take you as a Labour voter
