Attention campers lunch has been cancelled today due to a lack of hustle. Deal with it.

Watching the USA goalie last night….

No one’s seen more butts than you Uncle Tony!

Oh look a deli meat!!!

Put your fat finger down!!!!!!

Hmmm very fat I see

You’re fatter than I am, why don’t you go to the camp!

I’m not going to a camp with a bunch of fat loads!!!

I eat success for breakfast....... With skim milk

Wake up campers. It's a glorious morning. Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet

You’ve broken my camera!!!!!

Put your fat finger down!!!!!!!!

Perkis caved like the Buffalo Bills in the playoffs every year…

Put the fruit trays away the insects will be out soon.

Now, I have a severly deviated septum, and when I sleep I make a disturbing sound... Don't be alarmed, I am fine.

Put your fat finger down!!!!!

Wake up campers. It's a glorious morning. Today is evaluation day. The key word here is value. Do you have any? Not yet

Mr. Perkis sir……. “Papa”

Valentines Day is canceled due to a lack of hustle…..Deal with it

Leave him, he's a straggler. Stragglers must be left to fend for themselves...I was

Dear Grandma... someone once said, "War is hell." But they've never been to fat camp.