Working toward perfection
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined February 2011
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Elise LaMarca retweeted
WAIT WAIT WAIT — SO APPARENTLY WHEN YOU ASK AN ADHD KID OR PARTNER A QUESTION, THEY SAY "HUH?" OR "WHAT?", AND THEN ANSWER YOU TWO SECONDS LATER BEFORE YOU EVEN REPEAT YOURSELF—THAT’S AN ACTUAL NEUROLOGICAL AUDIO LAG??
Yes, and it is called an Auditory Processing Delay. Here is why there is a 3-second buffering wheel between an ADHD person's ears and their brain: 1/6
Last day of senior year vs first day of kindergarten 🥹 if you need me, I’ll be in the corner crying #slowdown #graduate2023
Judging by the number of raccoons “passed out” in the middle of the roads of my neighborhood, that must have been one epic trash party last weekend!
tfw you overhear ur kid say "I need a hoe" while playing Minecraft. #innocentbutstillfunny #didhereallyjustsaythat goo.gl/images/z2uZzx
Elise LaMarca retweeted
If what you have to say about current events, isn't first immersed in mercy and full of love & grace...it's probably better left unsaid.
Million $ idea: like shopping carts @ Aldi but for light switches at ur house. Only turn on w/ quarter and get it back if u turn it off
When you're talking, you're not learning. - LBJ. By truly listening, we hear the hurts and needs of those around us. #BlessRevolution
Worship is abt giving something to God, not abt me. What I gain from worship is a byproduct. #Romans12.1
Elise LaMarca retweeted
May is National #FosterCareMonth. Find out how you can support and advocate for children in foster care by visiting ow.ly/o2nq300nbY1
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Elise LaMarca retweeted
Sunday night at 8 PM time for every parent's favorite game: Guess what's due at school tomorrow.
When the waters are riding around me, You are the Rock that will hide me. You will surround me with songs of hope. #hidingplace
I'm guessing that at least 50% of adulthood is spent finding matching lids to Rubbermaid containers.
PSA for how to dress as the weather warms up: just because you can doesn't mean you should. #coverup
Govt is not called to fulfill the mission of the church. That's the calling of the church. #bethechurch
The church is always weaker when it relies on govt to do its job. We should b reaching the outcasts instead of relying on govt to meet needs
Ah Pittsburgh, where it was warmer on super bowl Sunday than on Pirates opening day. #mothernatureisconfused #globalwarming