Healing FC

Healing 5-2 Tea Gardens Credit to our battling opposition today although our quality shone through in the end. Goals: ⚽️Ballard (pen) ⚽️S.Smith ⚽️Jackson ⚽️T.Smith ⚽️Wood For them: ⚽️Joe Robinson MOM: Toby Smith No goals or fanny for Dawson, but he did get a giant fucking.

🚨NEW SIGNING🚨 Healing FC are delighted to announce Division 1 and 71 time Terry Hanley Cup winning captain Liam Cooper (pictured - delighted). Thanks to our friends at @RacksSewell for their cooperation, please take it easy on Sunday. Ballard’s thoughts: “Nice one”

🚨NEW SIGNING🚨 Welcome back to Joe Robinson, ready to reignite his previous spell with the greens over six years ago.

Guardiola’s XI 3-0 Healing Tough defeat to take for the greens today after being on top for the majority. Fair play to The Fish for wanting the game on in Arctic conditions, albeit their managers reasoning is rather questionable. Enjoy Div 4 next year. MOM: Fin Wilden

🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄 Healing FC would like to wish everyone a wonderful Christmas and a happy new year! If anyone is feeling upset and lonely this Christmas, it could be worse … On a serious note, if anyone needs support this Christmas! Always reach out 💚

Healing 5-2 @LacebyFC Convincing first win of the season for the boys in green today, absolutely twatting the leagues basement boys. Odd one from the Laceby bunch, celebrating the 5-2 defeat like Jimmy Bullard away at the Etihad. MOM: Louie Piggott

H&K CONTINUES Huge thanks to Oliver and Kuddy at Hodson & Kauss for their continued sponsorship over the past 8 seasons. Special mention to Glastonbury for their assist with the kit announcement yesterday.

🚨KIT LAUNCH - 1 PM 🚨

CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT Jacko’s at the wheel, tell me how good does it feel 🎶 Former Healing centre forward, Danny Jackson reignites his 22 year affiliation with the club. His first game in charge this Sunday as we take on our friends @OldCleeSewell 10:45 Kick off Healing RBL

Welcome back former @LacebyFC playmaker Leo Kilday, you know where you belong sunshine 💚

PRESENTATION NIGHT Player’s Player - Harry Jackson Ridiculously one sided, carrying us through most of the season, hopefully he’ll keep his place in the side now his Dad is the new Gaffa.

PRESENTATION NIGHT Manager’s Player - Stewy Superb season from the Alonso like stalwart, never losing a challenge and superb on the piss.

PRESENTATION NIGHT Most Improved - Midge Superb season from the slowly aging Makélélé, improved vastly with experience and knowledge 💚

Huge congratulations to former green @BenTuplin9 on winning Most Improved Player at Immingham Town’s presentation last night. Well done Ben!

Trying to raise some cash to help build new Healing Hotspurs changing rooms. Check out our @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/crowdfunding/…

Healing 3-3 Doody Inspirational comeback from the greens against a full strength but time wasting Doody side to cap off the gaffer’s 43 year involvement with Healing FC. Goals: Ballard Newton Tokelove 🚀 MOM - Richard Winship Roll on next season under new management.

Greens 1-1 Broadley Pure dominance from the greens today against the league’s hoof ball specialists but unfortunately we couldn’t capitalise with a winner. A decent point gained for us but two dropped for the meanie moaner and their gobby yet clueless sideline MOM: Fin Wilden

Greens 4-3 Sporting Linden “Harry Jackson’s having a party, bring your Xbox and your smarties” sing the legion faithful. Ideally got to wait another 18 months for the vodka and the charlie. Goals: Jackson ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ MOM: Jackson (again)

Greens 9-2 Holt Titans Thanks to the Happy Foundation for allowing a few out to pretend to play footy against us and today. Goals from: Stewy ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Fin ⚽️⚽️⚽️ Winnie Ballard Jacko MOM - James Stewart Special mention: Rob Dawley, cheers Chunky Monkey, get back in retirement.

Greens 3-3 @LacebyFC Hard fought contest today with plenty of tackles and kicking the ball really hard. Goals from: Ballard Newton Jackson If the Stark family would like to issue a written apology for the death threats, please send it to the Legion. Regards