Satire and parody news of a humorous nature. https://xitter.cf/t.co/dRdaiqXael for this and other time wasting nonsense.

Joined November 2012
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Corrected link for the What's On Diary with Headline Edition - spreaker.com/episode/what-s-… We apologise and will donate an organ to charity.
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Look at what YOU can enjoy with YOUR friends and YOUR family. You WILL have a good time thanks to Headline Editions' new What's On Guide. spreaker.com/episode/what-s-… Have a good time. Or else.
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The written version of the podcast.
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Burnham triggers suspicion plans to rejoin the EU are being formulated by speaking in French all day.
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BREAKING: Tories angry Burnham wasn't going to crush the poor under a steamroller the first chance he gets "He's missed a golden opportunity" said Badenoch "He could have mashed those f*ckers into the ground. And brought down the Welfare bill as well. We will do what he won't."
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BREAKING: Burnham plans speech to end all speeches, rounded off with standing ovation, bouquets of flowers, a ribbon reading 'Best Prime Minister', topping it all with crowd surfing to the door.
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BREAKING: Rioters angry at rising costs of ingredient of Molotov cocktails.
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BREAKING: Diesel to be rationed on basis of how much you can hold in your mouth - claims
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New Documentary launching on Headline Edition + "Soup; Its' part in the Iran Conflict". The piece of the jigsaw everyone missed. Streaming now.
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BREAKING: Reform to form "Stand up for Racism". "We need people to be divided, and this is the best way of doing it" said a spokesman "because as long as stupid people are squabbling against each other, we can get away with all manner of shittery"
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Well, that was a fun afternoon and will teach me not to leave accounts open. Sorry to all the many, many DMs that are waiting. I am afraid they will not be answered.
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Seems to me electing a child molester in a suit, a dipshit in a red tie, wasn't the best move America ever made. Not as bad as his parents, but close.
Mark Carney just got a standing ovation from European Parliament after he takes a stand against Trump. The world doesn’t respect us anymore. The world is partnering against us. America first means America alone.
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