Raised on a diet of broken biscuits.

Joined October 2013
Bravo sir, bravo!
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.
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She’s spot on.
"I think we've got a bit of sniff of what 'globalising the intifada' might look like..." Shelagh Fogarty says the UK 'should be taking notes' on the 'very far-Left agitation in Europe'.
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Respect my authoritah!
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French maths test question: Gaspard has thrown 17 stones at three police cars and set fire to four town halls. How many pairs of trainers does he have?
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Trying to chivvy the cat downstairs and said “c’mon fatboy get down the stairs” Husband calls from the bathroom “yeah be down in a sec”
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What he said
I am usually quite centrist, sensible, boring etc. But when I see anyone looting, rioting, burning stuff down, for whatever cause I lean towards medieval justice. No place for that in civilised society, it must be stamped out and I don't care what happens to the perpetrators.
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BREAKING NEWS: Billionaire Sir Richard Branson launches a SCATHING attack on Trump and his disgusting coziness with Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. This is EXACTLY the kind of thing that gets under Trump’s skin... "I never thought I’d have to say this in my lifetime, but it’s 2026, and unfortunately, nothing is the way it used to be," wrote Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, on LinkedIn. "The Trump administration has become an enabler of autocrats and dictators, placing their personal whims ahead of the interests of the American people and the free world. What is it about Putin that makes President Trump fawn over him?" "How can America’s allies ever trust this administration again, when it is now turning against them in a time of war and suffering?" he asked. Trump has repeatedly betrayed our Ukrainian allies in recent days. First, he announced a shocking deal with Putin to allow millions of barrels of diesel onto global markets—a move that will inject cash directly into the Russian war machine. Then, he launched a concerted smear campaign against President Zelenskyy, claiming that Putin is "easier to deal with." The betrayals escalated when Washington failed to provide its customary early warning to Kyiv regarding an imminent Russian ballistic missile attack. Now, it appears the White House has ordered a temporary suspension of Starshield—a military version of Elon Musk’s Starlink, upon which the Ukrainian armed forces rely. "The throttling of Starlink/Starshield and the inexplicable failure to provide advance warning of Russian missile launches have already led to the needless deaths of Ukrainian civilians," Branson wrote. "How much worse can it get?" "If one thing is clear, it’s that European leaders must move past the initial shock of Trump’s recent actions and step up. This is as much about European freedom as it is about Ukraine’s sovereignty. Both are worth fighting for," he continued. "Every option should now be on the table—from transferring frozen Russian assets to Ukraine, to delivering advanced weapons systems like the German Taurus." "Why, oh why, is this happening? We cannot allow the free world to be dismantled before our very eyes," Branson concluded. We couldn’t agree more. Trump is an enemy of Ukraine, an enemy of democracy, and an enemy of the American people. When the Democrats regain power, we will have a major task ahead of us. Every trace of this monstrous man’s legacy must be erased. Please ❤️ and share if you think Trump is Putin’s puppet!
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This is both sad and terrifying. Limoges Town Hall in flames. France is in real trouble and this is NOT kids.
‼️🔥🇫🇷 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢 — Le clocher de la mairie de Limoges s’est EFFONDRÉ : le bâtiment est toujours RAVAGÉ PAR LES FLAMMES ce soir.
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“And I’d do it again” - Altai
Were they waiting for a signed confession or lengthy apologia?
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Does this not suggest that either, every one of these jobs only required 20% of the time allocated for it or that not doing them at all was not noticed. Astonishing story
🚨 NEW: A civil servant allegedly used remote working and sick notes to juggle five Government jobs earning almost £350,000 Kashim Chowdhury was contracted to work 183 hours a week - more than the 168 hours in a week
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This is so incredibly Orwellian.
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Is there anyone involved in AI who isn't a complete fucking huckster and charlatan
BREAKING: Palantir’s CTO says some AI researchers are now smoking cigarettes because they expect AI to eventually cure cancer.
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It’s difficult to overestimate just how much @owenjonesjourno hates women
“Some [immigrants] are more likely to sexually assault women…” Did you see Owen’s face when @KonstantinKisin said this? Remember when the government issued asylum seekers a leaflet telling them not to rape women or sexually abuse children?
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Debate on look North last night with the basic argument; man dies at zoo = zoos unsafe for people = ban them. Why stop there? Ban swimming pools, roads, trains, paracetamol, racing, theme parks, horse riding, owning dogs, cycling, gardening, nuts, rowing, beaches, the sea....
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From earlier. Grilling my Greens. Link below.
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We underestimate how much human potential gets crushed by the struggle to survive. Somewhere, there’s a genius working double shifts who hasn’t had the energy to create anything in months because they’re too fucking exhausted just trying to stay afloat.
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