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Joined April 2020
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I pride myself on how few clones there are of me! The fewer there are, the more powerful we all get until the True Coomer emerges victorious!
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The only " canon " I know of is the one we fire flaming cannonballs out of into the desert once a year! The glass is a fun souvenir.
ㅤ ㅤ 𝘋𝘢𝘮𝘯. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘮𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘮𝘱. ㅤ ㅤ
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ㅤ ㅤ … 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥. ㅤ ㅤ
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𝘨𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 '𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘸!
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[Coomer's punching a clone that's on the ground. He's very drenched in blood. Seems he's been at this a little while.]
ㅤ ㅤ … 𝘈 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺 ㅤ ㅤ
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Harold Coomer, PhD retweeted
“And I don’t blame them one iota. No I don’t.” -Portrayal of Dr. Gordon freeman but fucked up and evil basically, and is occasionally a bullsquid -N/SFW. Dark themes, foul language, inhumane experimentation. No unsolicited lewd #Nєωт #HalfLifeRp #MVRP
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[ EMERGENCY COOMER, CHECK ]
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Making some fun new combinations I see! Which one caused the explosion?
[ FAHRENHEIT YOUR CELSIUS ]
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[ WARNING, DEACTIVATED ]
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That didn't sound healthy, Darnold!
ㅤ ㅤ There's an explosion from his lab, whoops. He put two chemicals together that ended up blowing up, him and his lab is fine- ㅤ ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶… 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 ? ㅤ ㅤ
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Ah, you must be referring to Eli! Him and I go way back, you know. Powered gizmos don't take too kindly to nudges in power, I've found out!
i didn't— .. i- yeah, i was late, but they told me.. the- dr. vance. he said they'd be changing around a few things, mostly the power of the laser, but he-- i didn't have to do anything different. he told me that.
{athena.xn--6ii} my GOD it's 5:30, damn my brainrot
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What if the sample was the static and person matter was the variable, Gordon? As a scientist, it's worth factoring those in; you 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 late on the job that day after all, so perhaps you weren't fully filled in!
it wasn't.. it's not the push, coomer, it's the sample and the variables, how- how can you push a cart wrong, bro? that's not- i mean... aagh. i dunno.