Basic, extra, left, union, sometimes people pay to hear me make jokes - she/her

Joined October 2013
Every time we drop exchange student off to have fun times with friends I tell her not to commit crimes. She has bought us this days before she goes home.
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I can’t find my cap and it’s annoying me. It’s very sunny and I want my “I can leave the house in this” hat.
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Made a rule where I can’t download another audiobook until after my exams and wow I am sick of reviewing all my lectures but I’ve got to cram it all in my head.
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Me: I’ll listen to the review lectures while I tidy Eva’s room Eva’s room:
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This took two 2 hour lectures.
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Yesterday I learned that it was in fact not normal to have heart burn at least 3 times a day, every day, that can be set off by things like brushing your teeth and now I have booked a doctors appointment.
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I’ve woken with a migraine at “I’m gonna be sick” stage and wtf body.
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While the bogan is away I send him daily photos so he doesn’t forget how attractive I am.
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It’s a niche sort of thing when you read a determination from the ERA and it makes your day. I love when they agree with me.
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Studying for law exams and I’ve been telling my kid little facts about cases and she has hit me with “why don’t you just not do the crime?”
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Th se tweets circle me back to when I was a kid and I wanted to circle back.
ever since i was a kid i wanted to align on next steps
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Coughed all morning. Ran for a while. Me in my professional meetings this afternoon.
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Got a teenage boy living with us for a week or two. I have not had left overs since he arrived and we appear to be keeping on top of the eggs.
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Never ever short of a headline for my workshops on safety checking for core workers and it’s very depressing.
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Sent TB a link to a comedian I like touring NZ next year. Was thinking we might talk about it. Two minutes later he pops up to the bedroom to tell me he has bought tickets and we are going.
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My exchange of students enjoying an evening at Foxton Beach. Travel with three teens in a Jimny is snug but the joy of me driving from Foxton to Himatangi along the black sand makes up for it.
Didn’t even make it to the river before an exchange of students needed me to stop for the gram. 4km from home in fact.
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“If you can work, National believes you should*” *public sector jobs not included in this statement
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Drug testing is so wild because it’s about health and safety but the test doesn’t test impairment which is where the risk exists, just if you’ve had drugs.
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Advocating for the pointlessness of drug testing like I wouldn’t pass one when I totally would.
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I pass all my tests.
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Rehash a failed drug testing policy, have some more roads. Do something brave, drug test those on super and allocate everyone a hovercraft. Cowards.
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