Clint Barton

I'd say I'm sorry for spending all that time on Tumblr and neglecting Twitter...BUT I'M SO NOT SORRY.

@TheDuchsass @NatashaTheWidow @SparrowCptJack You know you love it. *grins*

Butts.

2,000 FOLLOWERS. HALLELUJER!

@Waspish1 At least you have a chance to appear in the Ant-Man movie! All I got was a cameo and half an hour of screen time.And no solo movie

According to Whedon, there will be a new character in The Avengers 2. Oh, great! Even less screen-time for me... #IWillBeInMyBunk #Sobbing

*shoots people in the knee*

Ah, I'm 6 followers away from 2,000. 6 is also the amount of my screen time in The Avengers.

Aaaaand back to Nerdy. *le Nightcrawler-like teleportation*

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: If you ask yourself ''Hey, where is that Legolas guy?'' I'm mainly on here: @NerdySpiderMan

Goooo ooonnn, I'll be listening. 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m…

PEW. *shoots arrows at the TL*

@AmoraEnchanting CONGRATULATIONS! *accidently shoots her in the knee, arrow bounches back. Because Asgardian knee* WELP.

The Flying Squirrel? BEST. SUPERHERO. EVER.

*watches Avengers BTS* *Tony and Bruce suddenly point at the screen* AH! FOURTH WALL! FOURTH WALL!*hides behind the wall* #SoCreepy #AndSexy

Watching Avengers BTS. OHAI ROBIN. YEAH, FONDLE THOSE IMAGINARY TOUCH SCREENS.

'' #everyonelikesitbutme The Avengers.'' #ShitNoOneSays

@BondageAva HE IS LIKE THE GHOST RIDER. WITHOUT THE FLAMING SKULL AND CRAPPY ACTOR.

Every move you make, every breath you take. I'LL BE WATCHING YOU. 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m…

@BondageAva @SparrowCptJack @AgentOliviaFran NO. KARMA IS A STRIPPER THAT TONY USED TO HANG OUT WITH.