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In the next @ufc fighters meeting, @danawhite will say “and the new Derek Lewis rule… do not take your pants off… no matter how hot your balls are” – at Bridgewater, MA
I'm all up for self service but giving 51p in change with 2×20p, 5×2p and a penny is pretty bs. #Tesco sort it out
Happy Birthday @tommorton_ thought I would tweet this year dunno why
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“If someone wants something massive, having more of it isn’t necessarily the way of achieving that.”
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I just said to Nathaniel Clyne that it's crazy that we've got to play again today when we played on Saturday. He said I know, James.
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She sighed as she felt his urgent breath on her neck.
Then her back
Then her leg
Then her foot
Maybe she shouldn't have hidden his inhaler.
Seen you(@JimmyHavoc) walk past me in the pub today. By the time I remembered the heel part was a character he was gone. #thisisprogress
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Replying to @HispanicGeorge
100%Leicester win PL
0%Leicester win PL
1 votes • Final results#nofattiesallowed. Weather your fat, thin, ripped or obese everyone is human. Except me I'm an animal #goingtothevet
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The #nofattiesallowed is not telling me Briton thinks fattys are unexecped by society. It's more showing not to be a dick. #dontbeadick
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So skrtel is knocked out so we wait for him to wake up and he plays on #LFC
Its odd how ex pro footballers dont know the rules @martinkeown5 He can be offside with out kicking the ball







