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therealthumper retweeted
Bryce Hawthorne is going to get PAID to play on Sundays. #Hawkeyes
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
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Well, congratulations, Democrats! You've apparently killed Donald Trump, buried his presidency, repealed half the Constitution, and rewritten 250 years of American political history with a single congressional election. Somebody alert the Smithsonian. We've witnessed a fucking miracle.
One small problem with your magnificent political funeral: Bill Clinton lost Congress in 1994, survived impeachment, and left office with strong public approval. Barack Obama watched Republicans seize the House and then the Senate, yet continued exercising sweeping executive authority and pursuing his agenda.
Apparently, history class was canceled at Democratic headquarters because everybody was too busy measuring Trump's coffin.
And the irony is fucking delicious. Republicans spent years discovering that congressional victories didn't automatically neutralize Democratic presidents. Now Democrats are celebrating as though the same constitutional system suddenly operates under an entirely different set of rules whenever Trump occupies the White House.
What a breathtaking exhibition of historical amnesia.
The presidency retains its executive powers, veto authority, foreign-policy influence, and enormous public platform regardless of which party controls Congress. Those powers have limits, but congressional defeat doesn't magically turn the Oval Office into a fucking broom closet.
Then comes the truly hilarious part: Democrats now have to exercise their newfound congressional power without allowing their own ideological ambitions to become a public spectacle. Every investigation, every legislative showdown, every attempt to transform electoral success into an unlimited mandate creates another opportunity for political overreach.
Clinton's opponents learned that lesson the hard way. Obama's opponents struggled with it, too.
Yet here come the Democrats, absolutely convinced they're too fucking brilliant to repeat history.
So keep dancing on Trump's political grave. Pop another bottle. Deliver another smug eulogy. Congratulate yourselves on burying a president who's still sitting in the White House.
Just remember one thing about the magnificent political funeral you've organized.
You're dancing on a trapdoor, you arrogant bastards.
And the mechanism underneath it has been installed by history.
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STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL
My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express.
I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better.
My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this.
I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done.
To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people.
One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge.
Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough.
God is good. My faith is strong.
Jack Campbell
therealthumper retweeted
If you're not voting Republican because the candidate “isn't good enough,” you will not:
- Teach the GOP a lesson
- Lower gas prices
- Get a more Christian nation
But you will:
- Get a worse candidate next time
- Lose the local races
- Give people who hate you more power
therealthumper retweeted
I am a constitutional conservative and I voted accordingly today. R straight down because I don’t care if Republicans are not the answer to my problems, Democrats are the source of every single one of them.
Some of y’all forgot what it was like under the last administration and it shows.
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Never in the history of mankind has a Christian been allowed to walk into Afghanistan, Iran, or any other Muslim country ruled by Sharia law and run for office on Christian values. They would be executed for it.
Yet we allow people who believe in that same system to come here, live here, and run for office to represent us.
That is not tolerance. That is national suicide.
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We did not apply for a ballot or deposit a ballot or attempt to vote.
We showed an elections official saying “you are the ID” and confirming one could vouch for eight others who were not there.
If that’s a crime, anyone who speaks with a polling official and asks questions is also committing a crime. Journalism is not a crime.
Minnesota law clearly states that no individual shall intentionally misrepresent the individual’s identity in applying for a ballot, depositing a ballot in a ballot box or attempting to vote by means of a voting machine or electronic voting system.
youtube.com/watch?v=c_oqgTcY…
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“Ilhan Omar married her brother” joins notable entries like
- Joe Biden is unfit for office
- COVID came from a lab
- Russiagate is fake
- Hunter Biden’s laptop is real
On the Conservative "Conspiracy Theories" That Were Actually True list
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No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.
You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.
Bro.
You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.
You live in a constitutional republic.
Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested.
The modern left's definition of fascism:
You love your country? Fascist.
You want to enforce the border? Racist.
You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot.
You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow.
Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left.
But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country.
But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them.
Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected.
Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin.
Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao.
Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon.
Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII.
Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini.
Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign.
Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote.
But Trump is the king. Okay buddy.
You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours.
And they have you in the streets carrying their water.
The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned.
No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968.
Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote.
During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant.
But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression.
The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration.
Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check.
That's how you keep power without wearing a crown.
Biden built a censorship machine.
Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire."
They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho...
Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley.
And it doesn't stop at speech.
The extreme left justifies taking children from families.
Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene.
The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father.
Same playbook.
During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital.
But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously.
$2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings.
January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings.
Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided.
Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated.
CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up.
75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable.
Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me." They say.
Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated.
One side talks. The other side screams.
The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched
Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. But Marxism.
500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs.
The signs were ready before you were even angry.
AND its all coming again .... if the left gain any power.
VOTE RED RED RED on November 3rd
therealthumper retweeted
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:
1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.
2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.
3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.
This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.
All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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In Minnesota, you often hear, “Vote blue, no matter who.”
But a reasonable question is, "What has voting blue done for you?"
✅ The DFL squandered an $18 billion budget surplus.
✅ The DFL increased the cost of government by 40%.
✅ The DFL looked the other way while fraudsters stole $9 billion of your tax dollars.
✅ The DFL allowed Minnesota schools to deteriorate. Twenty years ago, our schools were the envy of the nation, consistently ranking in the top 10 for test scores and graduation rates. We had the highest ACT scores in the nation. But Minnesota now ranks 21st in the nation for education – and the downward slide continues.
Voting blue has left Minnesota less affordable, less competitive, and falling behind in every economic and educational category. No wonder 65% of Minnesotans say they think the state is on that wrong track.
Now the DFL wants to give us more of the same – or worse – in the form of Amy Klobuchar (Tim Walz 2.0) and Bonnie Westlin-endorsed radical U.S. Senate candidate Peggy Flanagan.
As your State Senator, I will address taxes, government spending, fraud, education and all the core issues that transcend party lines.
Don't vote blue. Vote for you.
Learn more at kpformn.com/
#KPforMN
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There's a very real chance that Ilhan Omar and her family end up in prison at the end of this.
People still don't understand how bad it is...
Not only did federal agents search her D.C. home on Monday and take her phone, a grand jury in Minnesota also subpoenaed about a dozen of her relatives, including her sister, on Friday. The focus is whether her late father lied on immigration forms, and it covers her own status, "including her birthdate." The possible charges cited include conspiracy and false statements.
And that's only one investigation. The D.C. U.S. Attorney confirmed a second one into her husband's businesses. Pirro said, "There are several investigations going on." Look at the money. Her 2024 disclosure valued two of her husband's companies at between $6 million and $30 million. The year before, they were worth about $15,000 to $51,000. Then in March she amended it to "no net value." Nine days later, the winery was dissolved.
Then there's the clinic. Her sister ran People's Center Clinics from 2014 to 2018. Omar reportedly wrote that "neither I nor my immediate family has any financial interest" while the clinic was getting funding she backed.Her sister also reportedly signed a 340B drug program deal with a pharmacy that lost its license in 2017.
Omar, of course, claims it's all political and that she did nothing wrong. A House watchdog also recommended dismissing the disclosure complaints in September. I'm giving you all the facts, and you can decide.
She is not in prison yet, but calls are growing louder! The image on this post was created to represent that very real possibility.
Many people who come here are good and hard-working, but most of them are extremely greedy and selfish, and they see America as something to take advantage of. When that mindset gets political power, it's dangerous. That power is foolishly being handed over by Americans who are totally lost, and by people who never should have been let in in the first place. Those who vote to make this country look like the one they left.
I am calling on her and everyone else associated with this matter to show us where the money went.
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Lane Kiffin is like a crazy hot chick who ruins everyone’s life. Nice job ignoring about eight thousand red flags, LSU. You deserve it.
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Worse than you can imagine…
American taxpayers have been robbed.
Somalia last 10 years:
AID: $7.5 billion
Stolen: $9+ billion
Welfare: $25 billion
Remittance: $16 billion
~$57.5 billion
Somalia’s yearly GDP:
$12 billion
American taxpayers deserve reparation from Somalia.
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“The fatal attraction of the government is that it allows busybodies to impose decisions on others without paying any price themselves. That enables them to act as if there were no price, even when there are ruinous prices paid by others.”
— Thomas Sowell
