@billyeichner Why as a straight man is the most shocking thing i found in Bros isn’t sex but its depiction of actual gay AFFECTION?! Love you, loved the movie!

@HorrorNightsORL Who do we have to viciously murder to get one more HHN weekend?

Had finally given up on getting a #PS5 - and that’s when I got an email from Sony. Give up on your dreams and good things happen I guess.

The fact that @WellsFargo continues charging a service fee on checking accounts under a certain threshold without a direct deposit during a time when a lot of people have been financially devastated is a gross example of corporate greed. It's time to start migrating away. #greed

But at least he went straight to violence against women. Usually that takes SO long like when you’re watching a superhero movie and you just want to see him put on that Spider-Man suit.

This week I’m checking out an awesome #hauntedhouse - the #scary @MortemManor youtu.be/x2XjD_gKBD0 #haunt #haunters

Greatest bit ever done

Once I was standing next to @bertkreischer at Dulles but instead of saying hi I decided to take a nervous airport dump. When I was done he was gone. That’s probably the memory that will pop into my head on my death bed.

Might I suggest trying a trip to Azeroth?

Stop stealing #podwar. So unoriginal!

No, this documentary isn’t sponsored by ⁦@rodemicrophones⁩ why do you ask?

I can’t top that...

I too sit on a giant prawn every day.

We’re already doing internet with you guys. What kind of deals do you have for 3 lines and new phones?

My girlfriend has been a customer for 13 years, but can’t get a deal on a new phone. She convinced me to get on her plan with the trade-in a phone and get a free iPhone promotion...only to learn that we have to start paying 45/mo. So now we’re going to switch to @verizon.

@sprint Ya’ll some bait and switch bastards. How are you so bad that you make @verizon look amazing?

Grab some chips and enjoy that bed salsa.

Only a week and a half left to contribute to our #indiegogo campaign for the #redveindoc. Help us find out what it takes to scare you! #indiefilm #documentary #Filmmaking

As I work on filming the #redveindoc documentary I’ve been working to cut weight and build muscle. Being 400 pounds hasn’t made it easy to lose weight, but @EthanSuplee’s great podcast American Glutton has been SUCH a huge help. It’s great knowing that I’m not alone in the fight!