@HauntedJennifer

Haunted.

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Joined August 2019
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 20
Sorry I'm late, I was hoping to die of natural causes.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 21
The wifi in this dude's murder shed fucking sucks
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Nubbin00@nubbin00_23h
Sometimes a slice of gas station pizza just hits the spot.
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Rick Aaron@RickAaron20h
BREAKING: Disappointed AI agents find nothing in my bank accounts but overdraft charges.
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fleetwood jac@altitudinariansOct 22
liking all the discourse tweets bc a lot of good points are being made on all sides
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sojujinbutsu@EdgarPoop1Oct 22
I just need 2.5 million dollars, surely 3.5 million dollars is enough to live on for the rest of my life, pls bro, just 5 million dollars
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And for the lady, perhaps a nervous system reset?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but anything you say before the “but” doesn’t count.
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If you listened to Scorpions drinking Busch Light in a friends garage, don’t forget to fill out that AARP mailer.
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Endings lead to the best beginnings, just you watch.
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erica@ericanextdooorOct 19
the internet is not a real place. it is a back room and i think u guys need to remember that
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erica@ericanextdooorOct 20
it’s michael myers 69th birthday but i don’t think he was freaky like that
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fleetwood jac@altitudinariansOct 18
it’s always a little bit funny to me when twitter shows me someone who’s blocked me bc i’ve usually never interacted or even heard of them before lol like what could have happened for them to make that decision
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fleetwood jac@altitudinariansOct 20
hearing coyotes howl is uhhhhhh kinda unnerving ngl to u
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The strip club bouncer told me to “keep it in my pants” because I got caught sneaking in some Baconators in my cargo shorts.
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Sorry, I haven’t posted in a while, I’ve been mansplaining irony to Alanis Morissette.
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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 7
GM to everyone who needs more sleep
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“mary” so scary@maryjsayswhatOct 10
I saw a work truck that said pole maintenance, and now I want to know how to get hired there.
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Rick Aaron@RickAaronOct 20
Big pharma ads are like “Ask your doctor if this medication with 543 side effects & an unpronounceable name is right for you!”
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellOct 20
a giant perfectly crispy brown maple leaf fell off a tree directly into my hand today, like a circus clown handing a child a balloon. this month loves me.
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