
Christ follower. A monster kid from the 80s who still hasn't grown up. Venmo: @backissuebrew
1 minute from the snack bar!
Joined April 2011
- Tweets54.9K
- Following512
- Followers3.2K
- Likes944
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
Sesame Street should give Count von Count friends. Like a werewolf who loves vowels (AAAAAOOOOOUU!) A Mummy who loves rhymes (she likes rap). A Frankenstein who loves colors (Fire- Red, Sky- Blue, Rocko-Grey)
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
Replying to @HauntedDriveIn @thugtug_
here’s another halloween movie inspired peanuts mashup i made!
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1296
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
Tapes Go Out Today
RT this & Dm your information for a chance at receiving one.
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
what do you call this candy and why are grandmas the only ones who know where to buy it?
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
Every year, critics be saying “horror is back” like it’s a decoration Jason Blum or A24 keep in the stock room and bring it out to display on the sales floor once or twice a year like ok what
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
I suppose what I’m saying is I don’t really think reading and liking comics makes you thick or “adult issues averse” any more than reading Pynchon or Joyce and watching the news makes you smart and engaged and “grown up”.
The Haunted Drive-in retweeted
While you're waiting for my next compilation, here's a little gem I discovered on my hard drive today. "WE'RE THE TURTLES! YOU CAN COUNT ON US..."
youtube.com/watch?v=ugNUI6rl…




































