Njoroge Wa Maina (@Hatip417) profile picture

Steve Jobs.

Muranga, Kenya
Joined April 2022
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“I love you” in November and December? That’s a pyramid scheme.
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true lovers are leavers
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Bro to Bro: Avoid having your first child with someone who already has a child.
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A nigga who is still building his life can’t afford to make love his biggest investment
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Jaba inaitisha kitunguu ya mia saba ikae kwa mfuko tu
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The universe can deny me a Girlfriend but denying me a PS5 would be torture
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Stadium nimerenovate,salary nimeincrease,player nimetrain na bado anaboycot matches💔
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Let it be known that my love for fat women haikuangi ati ju they are easily attached, noo, ni ju they act as shields anytime tunavuka barabara. God bless fat women
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Leo Bana imebidi nipige scouting huko interior leagues nitafute potential young talented player,nimeangukia Lamine Yamal pale Facebook ,but the worst part is scouting report inasema young Lamine Yamal tayari ako na ballon dor,imebidi terminate the scouting process haiwesiiii aki
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Manifesting "shika uskie sijavaa pantie" and other ungodly things
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finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process
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I heard a nigga crying his eyes out in a closed room at work for bout 15 minutes. Watched bro walk out, face dry, normal appearance and strike up conversation with people laughing and conversing like normal…man
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Bois wangu amekua aki treat this girl fiti sana shida ni akiomba sehemu telezi anaambiwa “lets take things slow,I'm not ready yet” Leo ame crash out after amejua Dem alikua anamshow wa take things slow kumbe Huns anakuliwa na Bois wa ruiru🤣
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"And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world." - Desiderata.
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I'm selling a 200 acre piece of land in kitui county,Mwingi central 35k per acre You can do farming via irrigation. Serious buyers to DM me Can also be sold in 10 acres portions
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Bytha kuna hii kitu inaitwa family planning hio kitu inaezakuharibia Bibi, kama Mimi mamaz was a petite avivacious girl then juu tunapenda mechi tukadecide nimpeleke family planning ndio tusipate unplanned kids kama Sisi, eihh after one month alianza kunona ufala bwana na hivyo tulikuwa tunainama,saii karibu anaingia 100kgs atoshane na Gaitho na amekuwa round 🥲🥲🥲,
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Inakuanga a matter of time before shenanigans za mapenzi zicatch up na wewe. Homie alikuwa anaweka “over everything, i choose you” hapo kwa insta notes, leo ameweka “single equals peace”. Nimemleta kejani leo tukule skuma kavu ndo nimuongeze uchungu
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I made a decision to start eating things I've been buying for women but never buy for myself I bought pringles today...mehn! These girls are enjoying in my hand o!
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Estudiar 20 años de tu vida, para terminar contemplando la idea de irte a lavar baños a otro país porque te van a pagar mejor. Ya no quiero eso para nuestra juventud.
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"anza hata na kazi za security, hata kama salary ni 8K, hapo ndo utatengeneza connections ya kupata kazi za ofisi. Brian maisha ni ngumu"
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