International Man of Mystery. After sunset, one half of the @ButItWasAliens podcast. Still mysterious.

Extraterrestrial Towers
Joined February 2012
As a parent, your dinner time conversations really take a turn. Like “do you reckon Mr Tumble is on Raya?”
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Sometimes I think I’m a really nice person and then something will happen like a moth will fly up against my closed window trying to get to the light and I’ll pause, then stick my middle finger up up at it.
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Maybe Mario and Peach just broke up and are on good terms?
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So is Bowser’s full name Bowser Koopa or did Bowser get jiggy with Ms Koopa?
"These are Bowser's kids!!" 'Super Mario Bros. 3' NES Manual
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My baby: *Learns to drink through a straw. Me: “My gosh this child is a f’ing genius.”
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My reflections on being a father: Sleep is nice.
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This show is for children, right? 👀 🐾 🐶
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Want my JustEat via one of these cheers #SoccerAid
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Watching #SoccerAid and I can’t help but wonder why everyone is wearing Dr Evil’s outfit?
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Can confirm I’m not Jason Manford’s brother.
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Isn’t a hydration drink just a drink?
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Dear world, say hello to Moxley. He’ll nib-nib your face. 🥰
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We’re going to be watching the World Cup final with the Christmas Tree up.
It’s nice to have something to watch on a Thursday #TOTARS
Me: We need to document this wonderful creation but don’t take the photo until I’ve finished my mouthful please. Them:
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McFarlane? Buttergreen? Whatever his name, this man is an enigma. How is he still going? 😂 🥊 #TaylorCatterall
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This is like a punch up outside a local pub in the 1990’s. Mcfarlane is on his eigth wind #TaylorCatterall
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Buttergreen has somehow taken the round there. #TaylorCatterall