Grocery shopping with my kids is like the bonus round of Supermarket Sweep. Racing through the aisles, throwing food in the basket without stopping (or thinking), no list...just going with my gut and hoping to finish in under 2 minutes! (Only minus the giant hams.)

Looking to send my children to the Gap Folding School for a week or two this summer. That’s a thing, right?

Every year, I name one of my sons Best Boy. The other gets Key Grip.

Whosoever leaveth the Hershey’s Kiss in his pocket during the laundry cycle shall forever be the Cursed Child!

Asked my kids if they wanted to learn how to operate the time machine I've been hiding from them. Resounding YESes! Walked them in to the kitchen and showed them how to run the dish washer.

Turns out I DO have a superpower! I can predict the exact size Tupperware I need for the dinner leftovers. Not an air pocket in sight!

Ah, morning sickness: between 7-9 any school day, when your kids spew forth from every orifice. Usually miraculously healed by 9:01!

Run out of glitter for last-minute spaceman report? Turns out crushed silverfish work just as well. Have extras. Happy to share.

You can make any kid's lunch organic by dropping it on the floor on my car.

Woefully behind on entering dinners in my SuperMom's Weekly Family Meal Diary. Guess I'll check the floor under the dining room table....