Hell is subjective it seems. That sounds fantastic!

They look pretty blissed out to have a large Q-tip inserted into their nose

@MongoDB - You guys are aware you're sending these out December 16th right?

This was just after posting a shot of your salesforce hoodies wasn't it?

Just had a quick gander at the API

Why... Why would you do that to yourself? Just break your knees with a hammer like a normal person.

While we're on the subject I want to know what he crossed out in sharpie in that proposal because it was TOO crazy.

"Take THIS Molotov cocktail sponsored by Goya Foods™!"

The dude from The Apprentice and the My Pillow guy are attempting to takeover the USA. Show that sentence to someone 6 years ago. *Munches popcorn*

I would recommend @Authy for 2FA, which has the perfect balance of multi-device sync, backups and decent encryption. Although asking deeply searching questions like "what is the most shameful closure function you have ever written" would also work.

The ones that it keeps forgetting you set up and reminding me to allocate every few weeks leading me to doubt the function actually works? Those codes?

&1 = BRITISH Conquest by lazy bitwise operands

BRITAIN. Parts of me are annoyed at the majority and its only going to get worse in the next few days.

Very happy that my native Penistone remains unaffected

`git difftool -t vimdiff` You're welcome

Society has fallen. The primary export is now Instagram posts of empty supermarket shelves. The Andrex Puppy is now wearing Bling as we all toil in the paper mines. Send rolls! SEND ROLLS!

I like how you were so disgusted by that you actually turned French

This is pretty awesome now I've had chance to play with it. Looking forward to the auto-DNS'ing feature when it gets implemented

Nice. This will certainly replace the everything-dials-into-a-common-server with Reverse Tunneling method I'm currently employing.

Or a grappling hook. Or a grappling hook that fires streams of Christmas lights...