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𝓒π“ͺ𝓹𝓽π“ͺ𝓲𝓷 π“Ÿπ“±π“ͺ𝓼𝓢π“ͺ

@HarshPhasma

First Order Captain. I whine, wail, complain, but that’s about all I do. Local Space Mom (Parody Account)

 A Galaxy Far, Far Away
Joined December 2017
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~EDITED~ βš”οΈBanter/Serious/Parody βš”οΈDescriptive βš”οΈLiterate/Illiterate βš”οΈ!NO SMUT! Sry I’m a bab βš”οΈFriendly admin βš”οΈDMs always open! βš”οΈCanon or non-canon idrc βš”οΈAU/SWRP βš”οΈNono I’m not dead yet- β€œMy troops will storm this block and kill you all.”
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Ah, the return to take control is sweet.
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So you know that moment as captain of the First Order where it says that I am to be notified of whenever there is an issue? I mean a technical issue so please keep your β€˜curious questions’ to your self. Yes kids, your body is changing. Ask General Hux about it.
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R2-D2@sassmaster_r28 Jul 2018
Dogfights, deathsticks, Palpatine Kill younglings in between I beat Sebulba in a racing pod I seduced PadmΓ© then I broke her heart My temper’s heating up My body’s catching up Saying, β€œFrom my point of view the evil ones are the Jedi” Oh yeah, don’t threaten me with a good time
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If I ever go missing, just follow my troops. They can find me no matter where I try to hide.
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Holy-Wan Kenobi@highgroundben18 Jun 2018
Yeah sex is great but have you tried passionately shipping two fictional characters?
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I just closed the bathroom door so the knocking should start in 3... 2... 1...
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My nickname is β€œPhasmom” but my full name is β€œPhasmom! Phaaasmoooom. Phasmom? PHASMOM!” My simple response:
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Could you imagine being the mom of all 1,000,000,000,000,000+ stormtroopers? Just me? Mkay.
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ᏝᎧᏦαŽ₯ (@moderntrickster) profile picture
ᏝᎧᏦαŽ₯@moderntrickster21 May 2018
ᏝᎧᏦαŽ₯ αα—α¬αŽ¦α‹αŽ©α•αŽ§α ↬ modern day trickster ↬ genderfluid [he/she/they] ↬ pansexual [ships w/ chem] ↬ new to character/not to rp ↬ MV/MS ↬ probably up to no good "...the sun will shine on us again."
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!! Attention to those I have rp’ed with !! Please send me a quick message saying you’re down to continue whatever it was we were plotting. Rules are still the same! And if you haven’t rp’ed with me before and you’d like to, feel free to DM me.
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Holy-Wan Kenobi@highgroundben18 May 2018
Retweet this in 10 seconds or this man won’t get his own movie.
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//; I am finally back!! I deeply apologize for my sudden disappearance, but as of now I am here to remain!
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//: hey so it's 3PO on Phasma's acc, she gave me the info for it. She won't be on for a while still. She doesn't know when she'll be back on. Maybe some time in March but only time will tell. She misses you all by the way.
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β€œWars don’t make one great” -Yoda Well, as long as they’re amongst the stars. //:I’ll go home. πŸ˜‚
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Writer: *loud sobbing can be heard in the background* xitter.cf/hoplessghostr/status/9…
Annabel (@MYGHOSTR) profile pictureAnnabel@MYGHOSTR22 Jan 2018
So daisy didn’t go to the premiere
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- π•²π–‘π–”π–—π–Žπ–‹π–Žπ–Šπ–‰ π•―π–”π–Œ (@R0SEG0LDHEART) profile picture
- π•²π–‘π–”π–—π–Žπ–‹π–Žπ–Šπ–‰ π•―π–”π–Œ@R0SEG0LDHEART22 Jan 2018
I ALWAYS GET EXCITED JUST TO BE LET DOWN STOP THAT //I cry every time XD xitter.cf/Auspicious_Spy_/status…
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Holy-Wan Kenobi@highgroundben19 Jan 2018
Retweet to make this happen. @mcgregor_ewan @HamillHimself @DisneyStudios @starwars
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!Writer note! This is so sad to hear. You will be missed greatly by many, including me, Ali. πŸ˜­πŸ’–πŸ’– xitter.cf/GabrielleOrlita/status…
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@GabrielleOrlita21 Jan 2018
Replying to @Daniel_Logan
Star Wars' producer of, "Rogue One," and "Solo" Allison Shearmur has passed away at the age of 54. We will miss You dearly and the wonderful world of fantasy and imagination that You have created for our pleasure. May The Force Be With You. 🌹❀️@HamillHimself
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