@HarrisonCook
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Chicago, IL
Joined February 2011
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Harrison Cook retweeted
Jameis Winston says the Giants only scored 12 points today as a tribute to Jaxson Dart lmaoooo
“Winning this game for Jaxson… 12 points. 6 x 2, it’s for you” 😭💀
Harrison Cook retweeted
If I go to your house and you serve me 7 different brands of microwave lasagna in one pan, I’ll punch you in your chest
Harrison Cook retweeted
So after your son broke his arm and you offered to get him a Lego set to make him feel better, you ended up getting him nothing because you couldn't be bothered to get someone to unlock the case? Bro it would've taken less time than that fucking essay of a tweet whining about it.
My son broke his arm today so I took him out for ice cream and said he could get a LEGO set and we could build it together.
We went to Walmart.
Every single LEGO set, even ones that were $7.99, were locked up behind glass.
We walked down another isle… same thing.
Every single week I have walked in here and more items are locked up behind glass and it takes FOREVER to have anyone help you open something and they make you feel awful for it.
It’s honestly barely worth shopping here at all…
I felt so bad for my kid. We ended up just leaving without a LEGO set.
Whatever we are doing with society that has brought us here… it’s gotta end.
This is insane and it’s destroying childhood.
Harrison Cook retweeted
“He think it’s a joke” mind you JR don’t know what the hell a joke is, he don’t what’s on that plate, hell he don’t even know who SHE IS.
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I'm in uber and I rolled the window down. The driver says be honest, did you do that because I stink? So I said it's a lil odor in here and she goes you real asf I got [insert stinky lady long word disease] and I been working on it.
Me:
Harrison Cook retweeted
Come to our store you can buy a $15 uncrustable
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This is child abuse, there is no other way to describe it.
Giving a 2-year-old a concoction of soda, sweet tea, Pixy Stix, and daily coffee just to force them through long pageant schedules is deeply concerning.
Pumping toddlers full of high doses of caffeine and sugar to mask fatigue highlights some of the most harmful aspects of competitive child pageants. Prioritizing trophy performances over a toddler's fundamental health, sleep, and nutritional needs raises major ethical red flags about what young children are subjected to in these high-pressure environments.
What boundaries do you think should be legally enforced regarding caffeine and stimulant intake in child competitions?
Every time I see awful Taylor Swift lyrics on the TL I think of this video 😭
🤝 Paid partnership
Taylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore’ is projected to debut with ~243K units on the Billboard 200 chart, according to @Kalshi markets.
Harrison Cook retweeted
You know this is AI because Nick Shirley is speaking in complete sentences
This almost feels like it lined itself up.
Maria Bartiromo. Nick Shirley. X News.
One veteran anchor who knows how to run a serious broadcast. One independent journalist who actually gets out there and finds the story. Put them together on a black-and-white X News set and tell me that doesn’t make perfect sense.
No stale cable-news routine. No pretending people still want the same old garbage.
This needs to happen.
Somebody make the call, @elonmusk.
Harrison Cook retweeted
she let him suffer and under develop for YEARS, if it wasn’t for social media being on her ass, she really would’ve let him suffer longer. hell isn’t hot enough for her idc…
