@HarrisonBeach

I only use Twitter to cause shit & complain

 Bournemouth, England
Joined June 2009
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It’s the “have it” for me
Shirley Carter’s Pussy@shirlpuzz31 May 2021
This is why British TV remains superior
The sexual tension between me and buying a new car, phone and anything else I don’t need, is real 😫
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You best believe I’m buying an Air Tag! Never lost a set of keys in my life but hey, we move. ✌🏼
Unpopular opinion: Rege-Jean Page isn’t the fittest one in #Bridgerton. Jonathan Bailey is where it’s at 😍
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It’s ValeNtines... there is no M!! Can we all just say it properly?! 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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Not excusing the idiots who travelled to Dubai but also, let’s not justify Tom Moore travelling to Barbados.
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Couldn’t agree with this more!! 🙌🏽
Clodagh@Doda12731 Jan 2021
It's sad Captain Tom has covid-19 but he and his family flew to Barbados for Christmas when everyone was told to stay at home. If it was an influencer everyone would be up in arms.
How long are we giving it until Donald & Melania announce their divorce???
I never knew I needed anything quite like The North Face x Gucci collab. 😍
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Fucking pussy.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump8 Jan 2021
To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.
Not only do I think today is Sunday. I go back to work on Tuesday so needless to say, my body clock is ruined & this time of year sucks.
Lockdown 2.0 is not an excuse to put your Christmas tree up.
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I really don’t care how it’s going
ABBA
Vegard@ItsVegard10 Sep 2020
who are they? wrong answers only
A trend we don’t need to return: The PomPom key ring.
Relate.
Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman2 Sep 2020
tell you what I do miss the adrenaline rush of being in a office and being asked if I have time for a quick chat by a superior with no context
Can we all agree a ‘Night Owl’ is just an ‘Owl’?
Kylie Jenner. That’s the tweet. 😍
So tonight a guy hit on me by asking if I was “gay, straight or single”. For him, I was none of the above but god loves a tryer and a little ego boost goes a long way! 🤷🏽‍♂️
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