Wizard for hire. No love potions or kids' parties. @longshotauthor is my editor and friend; we're different people. Portrait courtesy of Mika Kuloda.

Chicago
Joined February 2011
I’m gonna try to be on more on Bluesky. Not easy these days. Chins up, Team Dresden.
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My cat costume rocks this year, doesn’t it.
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Happy birthday to my friend, editor, cohort in idiocy and general tormentor, @longshotauthor. You might be older than me, Jim, but remember what the philosopher Henry Jones, Jr., once said…it’s not the years; it’s the mileage. With your help I feel 198. Thanks, man.
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Spotlight today on our gorgeous rainbow Hobbit Door! It is officially licensed and handmade from bronze. It is one of my favorite pieces, along with the rest of our Pride line: badalijewelry.com/collection… #lgbtqia #lgbtqiaplus #geekjewelry #LordoftheRings
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Many thanks to everyone that's been buying, reading, loving, sharing, and supporting The Doors of Midnight. That cover, though. <3 _ <3
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Nope. Bob doesn’t have a spine. I’ll be over here laughing for a while.
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Harry Dresden retweeted
Replying to @HarriedWizard
"Not gonna banish you, government spy device, just gonna kick your ass down to the depths of Lake Michigan."
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You guys know me and still think that was an actual bald eagle and not something wearing the guise of one?
Looks like Mab has a contract with bald eagles now, @HarriedWizard
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See, everyone is self conscious about how they look, even international men of mystery like Ronnie and me. By the way, Team Dresden, you HAVE preordered his new novel, right
Going out to meet someone and maybe sign some things. Struggling but getting better to take some pics without a book in them being held up.
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Padawan said, “Must be Mrs. Kemmler’s burner account.”
Paging @HarriedWizard looks like you're getting a friend for Bob 😆😆😆
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How to Kick Ass, by J Maberry, Esq.
The birthday present I gave to myself back in May was to lose weight, exercise more, and work to improve overall health. As of this morning I've now lost 28 pounds, BP is 120/70, and even my damaged right knee is far less painful. And I'm enjoying the process. #healthyhappylife
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I think I visited that place once. Once.
Someone needs to get @HarriedWizard on this. It's clear discrimination
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Maberry is not sleeping on the job. As my grandfather would say, “Dang, son.”
Just finished a 10,000 word short story, which makes my seventh short story in 18 days. Total of 45,200 words. Next up is the script for the joe ledger graphic novel that we just ended the crowd funding event for. And then I’ll be writing the second in the SLEEPERS WAR series
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She does, closest anyone gets. But she doesn’t say “Play it again, Sam.”
Replying to @HarriedWizard
Ilsa said, "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By'."
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PS: This quote is actually what Twain said, not, “The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated.” PPS: Bogart never said, “Play it again, Sam.” No one in Casablanca did. PPPS: The movie that is, not the actual city. Otherwise who knows? PPPPS: OK, yes, Ivy actually knows.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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The report of my death was an exaggeration.
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It’s too early in the day for this, man. Everyone…go order Ronnie Virdi’s upcoming novel. Man can do more than confound a wizard before his morning coffee; he can freaking WRITE.
Replying to @HarriedWizard
And the 1,000 dollar question, Trebek, is a banana a burrito? Comes with a removable cover...that, if you're brave enough, is probably also edible? . . .a Denarian would absolutely eat a banana, peel and all.
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