When your car's wiring harness shorts out and you fix it by smacking it with a hammer. #Manthings
I need a lobotomy, a sane person would not be making these life decisions. #adult
Day old pizza, Starbucks coffee and a vague recollection of swimming in the ocean. The most basic of hungover mornings. #imanadult
Currently finding a way to marry my coffee, the only issue is that I end up drinking it before the ceremony. #Uxoricide
