We’re a Modern Orthodox elementary school serving LI and Queens. Our Head of School isn’t on Twitter. He doesn’t need to know about this.
Little Neck, Queens
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Us: “Should we keep doing this? People seem to like it but is it helping the school?”
Friend in marketing: “Keep going. Everything is brand recognition.”
Us: “But, shouldn’t we show off our incredible teachers & educa…”
Friend: “Shh. Recognition”
Us: “But…”
Friend: “Shhh.”
Arrival is an amazing movie but it’s telling about current society that, in a movie featuring aliens landing all over the world in massive spaceships, the most unrealistic part is that a linguistics professor does something of value.
Here’s how we get a Yeshiva League ice hockey league next season: a proposal in the form of a short thread…
So that’s 6 teams to start. When the clocks change in the fall, the league rents the ice in a central rink (probably northern NJ) from 8-12PM every motzaei Shabbat. All 6 teams are in action every week at that rink on motzaei Shabbat, across 3 games. It’s a big scene…
Big news for humanities majors
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If newly elected political majorities are looking for a place to put all that new revenue from taxing university endowments, you know how to reach us.
Remember, no matter what happens, no matter who you support, tomorrow morning you remain united with all of humanity by a common confusion about whether we really are a school, or just an X account.
