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Haptic Ulcer

@HapticUlcer

Budding neuroscientist. Avid cyberpunk fan. Dilettante. Pessimist. Atheist. INFJ (it's not who I want to be, it's who I am). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Joined November 2022
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Brown Eyed Susan
@smc429Nov 10
Facts
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Stephen King
@StephenKingNov 7
Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter. Twitter-Twitter-Twitter-Twitter....
John Harry (@johnHarry1018) profile pictureJohn Harry
@johnHarry1018Nov 7
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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Sgt Pepper@MzSgtPepperNov 8
Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans. Be a shame if this went viral.
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James Tate
@JamesTate121Nov 5
Republicans are like, well Trump is still your president. My response, I know we still have a criminal, Russian asset child rapist as president.
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John Collins
@Logically_JCOct 15
Flawless.🤣
Scott Colom (@scott_colom) profile pictureScott Colom
@scott_colomOct 13
She done lost her damn mind.
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It's not his. It's the new presidential helipad.
Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 (@marlene4719) profile pictureMarlene Robertson🇨🇦
@marlene4719Sep 24
“Look at my brand new helipad. It’s where the helicopters land and takeoff.”
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Don Winslow
@donwinslowSep 11
This POS fell asleep during a 9/11 ceremony today. He's garbage. 77 million Americans voted for this garbage.
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John Collins
@Logically_JCSep 4
Owning the libs is expensive.
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowSep 3
The national average price of diesel has skyrocketed to $5.82 per gallon. This sets a new record for the most expensive price of all time.
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MapQuest
@MapQuestAug 27
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta… (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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PJP3441
@peterp2690Aug 13
Replying to @Chefcharismaa
And you lose all the savings because of high gas prices.
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Replying to @HapticUlcer @DOWResponse @POTUS
Pictured here is the greatest military strategist of all time overseeing his highly successful military campaign in Iran.
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John Collins
@Logically_JCJun 17
I fucking hope so.
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Vatnik Soup
@vatniksoupApr 10
Trump leaving the umbrella for someone else to close, because he can’t do it himself, is a perfect illustration of what he did with Iran.
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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Find tools to support your PTSD treatment with the PE Coach app. It offers the option to record your Prolonged Exposure therapy sessions for reference and to track progress. #VAMobile mobile.va.gov/app/pe-coach
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New cover of @TheEconomist 🎯🔥
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Stephen Miller
@StephenM4 Nov 2024
If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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