The Abominable Showman. The Great Befriender. 🌱. He/him. Elon is cisgender.
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Hey @NelsonAlexRE you know soliciting for rent bidding, and not offering rentals at a fixed price is illegal right?
@consumervic
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We have just published our analysis of the FY 2024 Pro Medicus #ASX $PME results. (Disclosure: Held)
As always, it's free to read 👇
arichlife.com.au/pro-medicus…
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Excuse me, Apple, why is the calculator wrong?
When you key in 50 + 50 and hit the equals key, it’ll give you 100. Multiply that by 2 and you get 200. That’s correct.
But type in 50 + 50 * 2 and it spits out 150. What gives?
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The calculator is not wrong:
50+50*2 = 50+(50*2) = 50+100 = 150
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_…
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cheerfuldespair.com/episode-…
4.5 years after episode 25 - it’s episode 26 of the Cheerful Despair podcast!
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Real estate agencies are making it impossible to do recurring bank transfers by CHANGING THE FKN ACCOUNT EVERY MONTH, in order to force tenants to use their platform for a fee.
This particular agency is Morton, but they’re not alone.
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11/ And really, it would be smarter not to tweet this.
But I want people to KNOW what insecure housing looks & feels like. Even from a relatively privileged position. People are doing it HARD right now.
Thanks to @purplepingers for his advocacy. This must change, @ChrisMinnsMP.
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World Central Kitchen is devastated to confirm seven members of our team have been killed in an IDF strike in Gaza. Read our full statement on the loss of our team members here: wck.org/news/gaza-team-updat…
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Mag-nificent news for bird nerds!
We're excited to release the world's first magpie translator app. MagpieTranslate allows you to translate hundreds of common phrases between English and Magpie. Just type, write, or speak into the app.
Start translating: spr.ly/6018Zb5ko
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This sort of thing could get me interested in sport.
ALT Play suspended - Bee Invasion. On Stadium 1. No word on what's going on at Stadium 2. Probably a dung-beetle riot.
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It's 2024. I'm in Katoomba Hospital. Newly made Golliwog Dolls are for sale in the gift shop.
Hope your treatment is more progressive than your decor, @NSWHealth. Any comment @RyanPark_Keira? #auspol #racism – at Katoomba, Blue Mountains
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Hannity lobbing a softball "you wouldn't ever commit crimes, would you?" and Trump responding with a "Hell yes I would. I love crime." is the funniest recurring bit in politics
Hannity: “I can’t imagine you ever saying, ‘Bring me some boxes we brought back from the White House. I’d like to look at them.’”
Trump: “I would do that..I have the right to take stuff! You know they ended up paying Nixon $18 million for what he had.”
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In response to the Nixon issue, Congress enacted the Presidential Records Act in 1978 to change legal ownership of Presidential records from the President to the United States Government, which took effect at the beginning of the Reagan administration.
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Can we normalise reporting blatant underquoting to NSW Fair Trading? Agents can get fined up to $22k and lose their commission for the sale of the property #auspol
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The "most moral army in the world" bombed an ambulance crew they'd previously said would be permitted to rescue a child trapped in a car with her dead family. The paramedics, and the little girl Hind, have all been killed.
