Self actualisation in 160 characters? I'll try. To dispense with the usual hyperbole, I'll keep things factual. So I am currently.. oh darn, I ran out of space

London
Joined July 2011
Lee has been ordered to pay £80,000 for the cost of the case against him. He also paid £37,000 in legal fees after his trial for an unsuccessful appeal, not realising he was entitled to legal aid.
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Just got a request on LinkedIn from a random dude ... but he’s a candy manufacturer, so we totally cool
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Finally a French politician who speaks sense #Macron #noto #politicsofenvy
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Love new commissions. Loath doing the pitches to get them.
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Props to Elton for what may be the best music video of all time youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirq…
last week Simon, this week Peter...my heart can't cope with this...what a dignified man #hospital – at Bromley, London
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#hospital to lady with the blonde curly hair who goes home & cries sometimes: you're doing an amazing job keeping things going. Don't stop.
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Moral responsibility not to use NHS resources if you can afford private health insurance #hospital
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Revolted to see #GinaMiller being attacked for her country of birth and for having the balls to stand up for her convictions.
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Thank you #GinaMiller for restoring some semblance of debate and due process to the farce that is #Brexit. #Remainers
Firezza Pizza always late - always cold... #crappyservice
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New blogpost on a total babe of an Island #luxurymarionette - link in profile instagram.com/p/abZUYYuD9x/
someone please explain how @river_island got so ghetto? Trucker caps and hoodies everywhere. #moremoneyinmywallet
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It's one of those weeks. All I want is a surprise- please somebody surprise me.
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Lovely blog about @StreetFeastLDN from @Hanushkaa - glad you enjoyed it! bit.ly/11gEc1i
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Streetfeast London- so much fun. Borough Market minus the tourists and pushchairs the-luxury-marionette.com/20…
Hangover 3- what a bunch of balloni. Two hours wasted on every bad cinematic cliche ever filmed.
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I need something from the Chanel cruise collection. Something. Anything. #pleasehurryuppayday
i dont want chocolate. i dont want chocolate. i dont want chocolate. i dont.....screw this, i'm going to buy some chocolate