@HansonBarry

Retired U.S. Marine. Active nurse. I choose careers based on how much the uniforms feel like pajamas.

Byesville, OH
Joined August 2011
Important to note that simple ideas like creating receipts or evidentiary trails only gain short-hand idioms if you’re frequently discussing avoiding leaving evidence.
By the time you’ve texted “Eric, I really wish you would stop papering all these things” it’s probably too late
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This is a a Cheech and Chong bit.
Took Spanish II because I’m a native speaker and needed a language credit and was just notified that I failed the class
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Apple just alerted me that an airtag has been discovered shadowing me. It’s my airtag.
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If you’d have told me in the 90’s that the Bengals were going to make aggressive moves to try to compete for a championship and the Reds mgmt were going to be satisfied at almost .500 I’d have laughed in your face. #cincy
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Pretty sure i just heard Burkhardt say Washington’s receivers were “covered like Irish wheat” and I can’t find that idiom anywhere. Did i mis-hear?
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Barry Hanson retweeted
Baker Mayfield may be the only guy who could overthrow the Iranian government
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The football gods saw Cleveland trying to to win a game and started hurling lightning bolts.
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Seems like a big difference between “into several pieces” and “in several places” when it comes to breaking fingers.
#Ravens pass-rusher Trey Hendrickson, who broke a finger into several pieces this week, is slated to play on Sunday with cast on his hand, sources say.
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I’m not sure but i bet it rhymes with Weshaun Datson.
We had a fumbled spike in high school last night. A fumble in the end zone trying to run the clock out by NC State. Which NFL player can make it a trifecta with a catastrophic fumble tomorrow?
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I realized the common thread in the sports i like most (football and baseball) is that they’re very slow until there is a very fast action with the potential for huge game changing results. The whole game can turn on a single snap or pitch.
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I prefer that to the frenetic sports where paradoxically the action never stops but nothing ever happens.
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I’m sure everyone with home equity loans are stoked.
Vance: When you start putting American homes into the hands of American citizens rather than illegal immigrants, you see that price start to come down and that's what we've got to keep doing
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Very happy for the early turnovers in the #Bengals game. It’s papering over their weakness that carried over from last season. That weakness is allowing big plays. Can’t count on turnovers all season.
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AI isn’t going to wipe out humanity because power generation and transmission requires great amounts of human labor. The real risk is states using ai to wield conventional weapons to wage war, removing the human cost from the side deploying it.
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Barry Hanson retweeted
If taxpayers are going to subsidize stadiums for billionaire NFL owners the league shouldn’t be able to broadcast games on streaming only platforms.
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Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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That 1 second that Michigan was given
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In general, I don’t think big college football teams should play cupcakes at all. However, I do savor it when cupcakes pull off the upsets. Especially when the major program is _ichigan.
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This guy just cannot go one day without disgracing his uniform or embarrassing present and former service members.
Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos , I’m asking you to look at this once through the eyes of the people wearing the uniform since you own @washingtonpost. We volunteered and accepted the bargain. Missed birthdays, broken bodies, years away from our families, hostile fire, and the possibility that if we die, our families get roughly $500,000 in life insurance. In much of America today, that barely buys a house. We know our lot and we’re not complaining about it. But the job is hard enough without having to wonder whether an American newspaper is going to publish classified wartime command deliberations because its newsroom despises the administration and wants another cheap political scalp. Fight the President, the Secretary, the Pentagon. Whatever, that’s politics. But when the ammunition for that fight is information tied to ongoing operations and the private judgments of senior commanders, you’re spending our risk to buy your headline. That’s the part WE need you to understand. Murphy already gets a vote. So does the enemy. Exhaustion, bad intelligence, mechanical failure and plain rotten luck all get votes. We volunteered to face those things. We did NOT volunteer to become collateral damage in the Washington Post’s feud with an administration it hates. Your reporters will publish the piece, watch the engagement numbers, and go home. Some American kid will still be standing watch when they do. Jeff, give us a fucking chance. Come on man. You’ve got to clean house at that paper. The journalists are too blackpilled to be of any use anymore. In fact, they’re literally harming us. Our brothers and sisters are in a worse situation now due to this reporting. Don’t agree with the combat operations, fine. But come on. Leaking an SDOB? That’s objectively insane behavior. ***to my followers: share so we know he sees this.***
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary started out with comics and journalists. The brainrot has progressed since then and it may be terminal.
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