Hannah Wright

When did we rebrand “juice” as “refreshers”

He runs the White House like the breakfast room on Traitors

Good maybe I can finally get a damn dinner reservation then

I’m always forgetting that Andrew Lloyd Webber is a person of now and not the like 1700s

I like to think I fit in seamlessly with my gen z coworkers but then I have internal thoughts like, “maybe THIS will be the ointment that really starts to turn things around for me.”

The “me asking the doctors’ office receptionist if I need to check out or anything” to “nope you’re all set” pipeline

Did we all just learn the phrase “luteal phase” this year or just me

Lost in my head imagining Addison Rae’s team having a brainstorm meeting about the best way to approach the Met Gala black dandyism theme

Gotta admit, I don’t love this “frequently returned” feature on amazon. Let me go on that adventure for myself! It’s giving spoiler alert.

I’m sorry but arugula has NO BUSINESS being the base of a salad. It’s a decorative garnish AT BEST.

City High was so real when they said “I like goin’ out, taking walks and stuff”

When you had your phone plugged in all night and wake up to find it wasn’t charging at all it’s like….ok wow I trusted you :/

Me in 7th grade after microwaving shredded cheese on Tostitos for the first time:

I was feeling like our country was doomed until I saw that democrats are taking a stand by wearing pink to the state of the union💕

alternate title for Succession

Just got my masters in electrical engineering (reset a device to factory settings)

My cat waking me up to feed her 10 minutes before my alarm goes off

Turkey stuns in recent photo