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I effectively use Twitter to say the funny things I overhear or the weird stuff I think out loud.

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined November 2012
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George Russell spinning out in the pitlane, having an absolute meltdown. #BrazilianGP #BrazilGP
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Of course the moment I removed Odegaard from my FPL team he would go and score 🙄 #FPLCommunity #Arsenal #ARSHUL
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What was the reason that Newcastle replaced Nick Pope with Lukáš Horníček? Was it due to Pope's injury issues or something went on behind the scenes because I've seen nothing from Horníček this season to suggest he's the better goalie. #NEWEVE #Newcastle #nufcfans #NUFC
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All this talk of Iran and the United States escalating to nuclear war in the next 24 hours. Can't they just wait until we get to play GTA VI first? 🙄 #IranWar‌ #GTA6 #GTAVI
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Charles LeClerc and Lisandro Martinez with a lot in common 😭 #MexicanGP #MexicoGP #MUFC
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Life as a Manchester United fan! #MUFC
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With Spurs, Fulham and Forest picking up wins this weekend, I genuinely think United could get relegated this season. #MUFC
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Honestly, taking a mental health break from watching Manchester United these past 3 games has been one of the best decisions I've made in recent memory. #COMMUN #MUFC
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I've watched almost an hour or the Everton vs. Chelsea game on TNT Sports and not once have I heard Owen Hargreaves being critical of a player or a play. Almost like he's trying to be everybody's best friend 😂 #EVECHE
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If it wasn't for bad luck, George Russell wouldn't have any! #SingaporeGP
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I am really struggling to get into F1 this season. I'm happy to see more teams competing. I don't know if it's the new registrations but it just doesn't come across as exciting as it once was. #BakuGP #AzerbaijanGP
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My conspiracy theory is that Diogo Dalot was a Make-A-Wish kid who wanted to play professional football before he died but then made a full recovery and nobody had the heart to tell him he couldn't anymore. Only way to explain how awful he is! #FULMUN #MUFC
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Manchester United tactics and strategy: When Benjamin Sesko is on the pitch, don't cross the ball for the 6'5 striker. When Benjamin Sesko isn't on the pitch, whip crosses into the box all game long! Make it make sense 🙄 #FULMUN #MUFC
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I honestly just don't understand the offside rule anymore. Simple as! #MUNMCI #MUFC
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Is that the Ibiza Final Boss sitting in the front row of the Katie Taylor fight 😂😂😂
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Have to say, Nish Kumar's segment on Premier League Weekend on Sky Sports was excellent. He came across as the kinda guy you'd enjoy going for a pint with to breakdown tactics and discuss Manchester United with 😂 #MUFC #PremierLeague
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Sky Sports are doing some Grade A wanking-off of Emi Martinez. He's obviously a good keeper but any time he catches or punches the ball you would swear he had made a world class save 😂 #CHEBRI #Chelsea
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Well, I think we can all agree that the GTA Extended Look on Netflix proved that the hacker Cyberleek was completely full of crap with outdated gameplay and graphics. GTA 6 looks absolutely insane 🔥 #GTAVI
Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look premieres on @netflix Thursday, August 27 at 3 p.m. ET. netflix.com/GTAVI
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Maybe I'm just easily pleased but I thought the Grand Theft Auto VI: Extended Look on Netflix was pretty damn impressive. An immersive world, fun characters and plenty of action. No idea why people are complaining so much about it. #GTA #gtavı #gta6
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For anybody thinking the Bench Boost is a useless chip in FPL - it has absolutely saved me from having a disasterous opening GW. Still another 45 to go as well so potentially more points on top of this 🤞 #FPL #FPLCommunity #BRIAST #MANBOU
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