Yo this is simply a parody account I’m running. If you wanna see ACTUAL tweets I make, go follow my actual account @MakotoKiwami! Thanks! -HSH

Is buttsex gay?

How do I get a bear to stop eating all the food in the fucking grocery store?

Is it normal to watch a “how to kiss a guy” tutorial online so I can kiss my senpai?

My crush has been missing where is she???

How do I get rid of homosexual thoughts?

How do I stop this stupid bear from waving around my porn magazines to my parents?

Who the fuck ate all my snacks

Is Borderlands gay?

I have homosexual thoughts of senpai am I gay?

I got a critical hit to the nads. Does that mean I’m infertile now?

I fell from a tv and I think I broke my ass how can I tell?

A fatass girl broke my motorcycle what do I do