@HanSiddyy

all I have is a nice rack and cellulite

Joined January 2014
Dixie Normous retweeted
The Hollywood demonization of Chris Hansen is the biggest Freudian slip in human history
Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme ‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’
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This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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im so sad minions arent real They would be my friends
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Dixie Normous retweeted
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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Dixie Normous retweeted
it’s beat the shit out of your coworker friday
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🚨#BREAKING: Trump administration is reportedly laying groundwork for a U.S. invasion of Cuba within months.
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god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo
Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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Dixie Normous retweeted
Abusers be like why the fuck did you tell them I abused you that’s abusive
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Just watched Primetime (the Chris Hansen film) and it is unironically jewish character assassination; I’m not kidding. The movie spends most of its runtime depicting Hansen as an unhinged, neurotic freak—as a bad guy. It even makes the viewer ask if Hansen himself is perverted. The moment I realized it was a total hit job was a scene where Robert Pattinson’s Hansen has a mental breakdown in front of a JEWISH RABBI he’s interviewing, making a literal pedophilic rabbi look like the sane one. If you’ve seen the series, the movie ends the same way the show does: with a pedophilic district attorney k*lling himself… And the director actually tries to make you feel bad about it, basically saying “Hey, this pedophile would still be alive if it wasn’t for Chris Hansen.” Save your shekels, don’t go see it.
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Dixie Normous retweeted
[pulling paper out of hat] "clams" [pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"
The FDA has announced a recall of clams due to possible contamination with hepatitis A.
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🚨: Nobel Prize physicist Roger Penrose claims there is no such thing as nothingness. Your soul is eternal because matter cannot be destroyed.
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Dixie Normous retweeted
me & my bf accidentally went down a charles manson rabbithole and now we cant stop quoting ted bundy is a poop butt and Poop people
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Dixie Normous retweeted
SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY
Infertile Tawny Owl's lifeless eggs are replaced with orphaned chicks while Tawny Owl is away 😳
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is an edited, uncredited version of footage by wildlife filmmaker Robert E Fuller showing tawny owl Luna adopting orphaned chicks after her eggs failed. x.com/RobertEFuller/… robertefuller.com/blogs/blog/wil… youtube.com/watch?v=_iddi9…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Stolen word for word x.com/ilylumii/statu…
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Dixie Normous retweeted
Heyyy i noticed u arent saying what i want
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hey does anyone have an estimate of how much longer
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The demon himself: “America deserved 9/11” That’s as close to a confession we’ll ever get!
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Dixie Normous retweeted
my favorite fall activity is stepping outside and not being hot and pissed off
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Dixie Normous retweeted
blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this
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Dixie Normous retweeted
LMFAO???
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Dixie Normous retweeted
Tartışmanın sebebini bilmiyorum ama kediden yanayım
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