12th again who gives a f**k, we won the FA Cup (and conference league)

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POV: what a baby will see in this photo #CPFC
HAT-TRICK FOR DONTE MARTIN! 😍🎩
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i'd be such a good peasant i fucking love soup and bread
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my teams don’t win enough for me to lie about my love for them
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❗️COMPETITION❗️ Our new waterproof jacket will be on sale next Thursday 08/10 @ 6pm 50 will be on sale ✅ To win before free before that: •Repost 🔄 •Follow ❤️ •Comment size ⬇️ •Join our discord - discord.gg/wbdgvKfra Winner announced Tuesday @PalaceReport #CPFC
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Jonathan Benteke.
Whoever names the most obscure Premier League striker wins
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Good on Andy Carroll for speaking out, I'm sure it must have been hard to do. He has written in his book Owning It, published today, that he was sexually assaulted in 2021 while at Newcastle. He says a “celebrity mate” of his then partner stayed at his house after a match, to watch boxing. Carroll went to bed. He woke to the man assaulting him. He threw him out and hit him when he tried to come back in. He called the police.The man denied it. A jury found him guilty of sexual offences. He was jailed for three years, put on the sex offender register and banned from Carroll’s village. Carroll says the trial was humiliating. He nearly left the chapter out. He included it in case it helps someone else. He has not named the attacker in the coverage.
Andy Carroll sexually assaulted by ‘male celebrity’ 🔗:telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Peep #22
BREAKING: President Trump publishes his “top 25 accomplishments of term three.”
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Palace in Europe.
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think we should just call it here for the group stage x #cpfc
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Liz outlived by Lettice... Tale as old as time
Lettice Knollys, cousin to Elizabeth I and a remarkable Tudor survivor. Her secret marriage to the Queen’s favourite, Robert Dudley, sparked a lifelong royal feud and banishment from court. Yet Lettice outlived Elizabeth by 31 years, dying at the remarkable age of 91.
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many people think whales would be bad at football given they have no concept of the sport nor the ability to move freely on land, but so far this season, whales have scored the exact same amount of goals as the entire tottenham hotspurs starting eleven
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She not only let men get away with rape but allowed them to go on to rape other women. The same massive lack of empathy we see in women who refuse to support or protect any type of women’s rights.
🚨 BREAKING: Colorado DNA analyst Yvonne “Missy” Woods sentenced to 10 years after deleting male DNA in 32 rape cases — then reporting none was found. She spent 29 years as CBI’s star expert. Investigators now say 1,045 of her cases are tainted. Over 400 were sexual assaults. One murder conviction already tossed. An intern caught her. Concerns were raised more than a decade earlier. She kept testing rape kits anyway. In court, supporters packed the room. Victims shouted “LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!” as she was cuffed and led out. Colorado is now retesting more than 1,000 cases. Prosecutors already cut plea deals in three murder cases rather than risk her work in front of a jury. #Colorado #DNAScandal #JusticeDenied #CBI #SexualAssault
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cannot wait to get into this @FinTaylorcomedy
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Barcola on the bench. Mustn't have completed his Data Protection and Discrimination in the Workplace e-learning modules yet.
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Left-back F.C.
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Got told off by a steward who barely spoke english on tuesday and these fuckers have got the nemesis inferno in
🤩🎢 Tifo game on point! VfL Osnabrük ultras with a fully functioning roller coaster display against Bayern München in the German Cup! 💜🇩🇪
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John Textor derby let’s go #CPFC
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they took dolly parton, tim curry and the holmesdale fanatics in one week. unbelievable
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I can’t believe it’s almost the end of august. just as noah kahan predicted
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