A friend in deed. (In no way affiliated with Hamm's other than drinking it). My hot takes aren't even luke warm.

Joined May 2013
You crazy fools have done it. Another 100 of you were brave enough to follow me, and now you gone and forced another "Sri Hair Embiggening™!" I fear society may be lost.
🚨ALERT! BREAKING NEWS🚨 We have crossed another 100 follower threshold, thus achieving the next "Sri Hair Embiggening™." Thank you to all who have made the mistake of following this account.
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Put down the box wine, Chuck... we all knew the mask was off over a decade ago, but stripping it down to the buff is a bit… unseemly. Maybe think before you rant-tweet?
Asking him the Q this way triggers him of course and reveals who he is, which is why he doesn’t have the temperament to be president and never has had the temperament. What’s important to the country and democracy and freedom ought to trump a fragile ego. And yet, lives are more endangered today in Ukraine simply because of this man’s lifelong self-esteem issues.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
Our friendly Canadian who is living in the United States (Legally) has some things to share that she has learned since moving here. This is Jules' response to Burt, a clear leftist, telling her that her mission has failed (because she does not believe leftist propaganda) It continues to amaze me how many US citizens do not comprehend (or refuse to comprehend) some of the things Jules mentions here.
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And yet, I thought cell phones and shopping malls were Haram…? Because you know they'll eventually destroy that shopping mall, right?
This is how the brainwashed Muslim community of Turkey treat a Jewish woman walking through a shopping mall. I genuinely think they may have killed her had security not stepped in.
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Reminder they replaced him because of this garbage documentary that literally nobody liked
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Five of the funniest moments captured by live news Almost every one of these is funny in a cringe way, making all of us question the decorum and intellect of our neighbors throughout the country Really astounding Several of these are very well known, a couple have been parodied extensively
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How to announce to the world you're a gullible idiot with suicidal empathy:
Older couple puts their beliefs into action agreeing to take in a migrant family It is heartening to see that these Massachusetts residents are acting in accordance with their public stances Americans have incredible generosity Let us hope and pray that things work out and that the migrant family these people take in become part of their family
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
France has FREE health care, paid parental leave, paid family leave, FREE child care, FREE preschool, 5 weeks paid vacation, a 35 hour work week, generous unemployment and housing benefits, and heavily subsidized higher education. Everything the left says they want AND THEY'RE STILL PROTESTING AND BURNING SHIT DOWN.
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Those french student protestors must be speaking a dialect of the language I'm unfamiliar with... It's probably a regional thing.
“Don’t smash it up, she’s a sister!” This shop manager protecting her business is spared by the thugs out of Muslim solidarity. Still absolutely no connection to immigration.
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
There it fucking is. The BBC just called the France riots “mostly peaceful”
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“Sorry folks the Louvre is closed. Terrorist out front shoulda told you.”
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That's where we make the people who eat too much mayo go...
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She's not wrong tho…
The internet remains undefeated. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭💀
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in the short term, he'll probably be arrested by the appeasers in gov't. In the not so long term, this is all going to become much more violent when the quiet man decides to no longer stay quiet.
LFG! ONE ITALIAN MAN WITH A BATON JUST DID WHAT MILAN'S LEADERS WOULDN'T. Looters hit the Under Armour store in downtown Milan, and he didn't wait for anyone to save it. He grabbed a baton and started taking them on single-handed. That's what happens when a government won't protect its own people. Regular citizens finally get fed up and step in. Milan has been under siege for days. Stores have been smashed and police cars attacked, and the people running the city keep wringing their hands. Italians are done waiting. Good for him. Europe's leaders should be ashamed it came to this.
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All that GLP1 turned Whoopi Goldberg into Don Cheadle... I, for one, am glad to see the absolute tone-deafness of tired 'celebrities' doing their performative political dance. I was worried they might have caught on that we all laugh at them.
I have 2nd hand embarrassment... It's like a social contagion of idiocy. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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"stop, drop, and depants…"
Retard set himself on fire. Love to see it
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From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨BREAKING! Kash Patel is targeting Ketanji Brown Jackson’s husband for selling Supreme Court access! “For $500,000, you can plead your case privately to one of nine justices,” Patel revealed. “Brown Jackson compromised at least seven cases.” The FBI Director says the ethics committee can handle her, he’s got his sights set on the husband. Corruption in robes won’t stand.
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Halloween displays with body bags are now "painful" for blacks and "must be removed" The local NAACP is getting involved No, this is not satire
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