New @CountryLips album out now! I wrote and co-wrote a good portion of the album and mixed most of it as well as co-produced with the band and our two recording engineers. Stoked to be finally sharing after nearly five years since we started recording. countrylips.bandcamp.com/alb… – at Los Angeles, CA

Wait so was the election rigged or not?

Missing Raccoon - Looks like all other raccoons - Name is Jerry - Loves trash - Does not respond to his name Call if found

The lesser of two Elvis

So I assume the democrats will set in place all kinds of protections and safeguards for all the all the most vulnerable populations and the environment while they have control of the White House and the senate right? Right???

Hummingbirdcocainesexmusic

HOUSE RULES […] 37. Most importantly, have a good time! :)

Chad GPT

When you say you have ten hours of relaxing reggae music for dogs but really it’s just 20 min or relaxing reggae for dogs looped for ten hours I feel like that’s a pretty disingenuous YouTube video title but maybe that’s just me being an idealist

There's something truly unsettling about seeing a Trump sticker on a brand new Honda Fit

Put Clippy in MoMA 📎

I dare myself to be even remotely excited by anything a democrat says in 2024

Is the hallmark of a pop artist that they can deliver any level of corniness with absolute conviction?

Oh good don’t worry about that I bought it for one cent on amazon

Update: the good times will never die until everyone dies

I’ve been shadow-banned! For having shitty content that no one wants to see!!

I’m a red-blooded American. Not like those other Americans with a different color of blood. 🤔

My dog is good at making friends

Really good at meditating or on opioids?

Weirdly, the amount of American flags you display is positively correlated to how likely you are to be into fascism