Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Sep 6, 2020 · 12:00 AM UTC

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Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez6 Sep 2020

Ordered a new California King bed and I haven’t been this excited about a purchase in EVER

your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler. · Sep 3, 2020 · 9:59 PM UTC

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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine3 Sep 2020

Me: makes a drink for Mo Mo: wow are you trying to Gretchen me??? 🥴🥴🥴 @HamannGeez

your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler. · Aug 20, 2020 · 4:50 PM UTC

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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine20 Aug 2020

Something poetic about getting Gretchen’d with @HamannGeez on Gretchen’s birtbday. But wow this hangover.

your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler. · Aug 17, 2020 · 5:05 PM UTC

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your least favorite Capricorn, Skyler.@skylerandwine17 Aug 2020

Everything in Warrensburg is busy and I hate it today. Stupid kids.

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Jul 8, 2020 · 6:03 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez8 Jul 2020

I’ve gone smell blind 😳

Disney D.I.N.K.W.A.D. · Jun 15, 2020 · 7:05 PM UTC

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Disney D.I.N.K.W.A.D.@AndAwllThatJazz15 Jun 2020

Replying to @HamannGeez

@HamannGeez & Dylan's Suns Out Buns Out post...

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Jun 2, 2020 · 2:56 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez2 Jun 2020

I UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN’T FULLY UNDERSTAND BUT I CAN STAND WITH YOU ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 #BlackLivesMattter #BLM

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · May 14, 2020 · 12:55 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez14 May 2020

Lost 9 lbs last month for a total of -30! Finally found a lifestyle that includes eating to fuel myself, never going hungry, and enjoying exercising my body!

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · May 4, 2020 · 5:50 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez4 May 2020

Check me out 😎🔥

REBUG · Apr 29, 2020 · 6:12 PM UTC

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REBUG@rebugmp429 Apr 2020

Important!!

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Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · May 2, 2020 · 8:02 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez2 May 2020

Dylan’s doing yard work with headphones on and just signing his heart out and it’s adorable 😊😍

Amiyah Scott · Apr 20, 2020 · 11:08 PM UTC

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Amiyah Scott@KingAmiyahScott20 Apr 2020

I don’t give a fuck what they’re reopening, y’all are not gonna see me for a few more months; have fun

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Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Apr 14, 2020 · 6:19 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez14 Apr 2020

I ate gluten 3 days in a row for the first time in months (I’ve eaten it 5 times since Jan 2nd) and I feel like shit! No more! Ever! It’s not worth it 😩😩

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Apr 13, 2020 · 11:46 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez13 Apr 2020

It’s Monday! Everyone remember to “Gretchen” yourself tonight 😉🥴

⋆⁺₊⋆ kiera ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ · Apr 10, 2020 · 3:33 PM UTC

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⋆⁺₊⋆ kiera ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆@kierapom10 Apr 2020

Soooo who else used to rock these bangs 😅

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Apr 8, 2020 · 4:16 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez8 Apr 2020

I actually scared myself reading my book last night in bed lol

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Apr 8, 2020 · 1:51 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez8 Apr 2020

My hair is falling out at an alarming rate 😩

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️ · Apr 7, 2020 · 6:30 PM UTC

Gretchen Hamann 🧜🏻‍♀️@HamannGeez7 Apr 2020

Eating chickpeas is like making hummus in my mouth

Jeff Mason · Apr 6, 2020 · 4:00 AM UTC

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Jeff Mason@JeffWMason6 Apr 2020

My pitch for an app: A scoring app that allows employees to rate a customer. Companies opt in. Grocery stores. Bars. Hotels. Even your gym (that you never go to). If you've got a high score, you're eligible for discounts at participating locations. Low score? Public shaming.