I am a robot with girl-ish features. Married to @benmm138 Mother to Benny V. My two dudes and music keep me sane. Pizza. Pickles. Punk. Horror. Candy. MGMT.
Muncie, Indiana
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I was talking to my best friend yesterday about MILFs. He looked over at me and said, “You don’t want to hear this, but I think you’re a MILF.” I was flattered. Then I remembered he’s my husband, so like, he is probs legally required to say that. 😂
It’s 2023, my dudes. Did I tweet last year? No clue. Here’s what I do know, I still don’t have an oven that can hydrate my pizza AND I’m endlessly folding laundry. Oh and I’ll have an 8 year old on the 7th. Crikey!
I just now got my hanging file folders in order for 2022. It’s almost April. I want to be proud of doing it at all, but like, that’s hecka late. Jesus.
I feel like it’s not your body. Something, I don’t know what, looks different. Hmmm….
Drank your fathers muscle drinks and now you cannot even almost stop Danhausen @theaustingunn @coltengunn.
This is a real photo, you can tell because it is my head.
Hi. I haven’t posted since 2020. Maybe I’ll tweet more this year or maybe this will be it…we shall see!
In 5 days, I’ll be the mother to a 7 year old. Makes the wrinkles and grey hair worth it.
We live in a world where the president is just yammering on like a 7th grader that finished their book report 5 minutes before his speech was due. The teacher cuts him off because everything he’s saying is bullshit and doesn’t make sense. Geeeeezusssss.
My son as Homelander. I think he looks perfect, don’t you @antonystarr @TheBoysTV
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Just had my first (and last) can of LaCroix while at the salon and le barf! It was like drinking some sort of cleaner. Cudos to those that can drink that stuff, I’ll stick to regular water.
DANIEL TIGER'S NEIGHBORHOOD | Are We There Yet? | PBS KIDS youtube.com/watch?v=9QF1Dl6G…
I will admit in the 4 years since being pregnant & having a kid, I’ve not listened to much new music. I don’t remember hearing of XXXTENTACION until he died, but I’ve been listening to some of his stuff & other related rap like that. I’m so lost guys, haha! I’m a lame mom.
I can tell you with certainty, wherever people are doing the chicken dance, I will not be. I repel at the sight of it and detest it entirely.
Going on wk 2 of a terrible sore throat that doesn’t seem to be letting up. Hurts to talk & swallow. Was hoping I’d be better by now. ☹️😞