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SpaceX@SpaceX14 Jan 2025
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Watch Starship's seventh flight test → spacex.com/launches/mission/… xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1OwGWNYrz…
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YouTuber @Haljackey grew his Sim City 4 Mega City to a population of 50 million over 10 years
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At least the golf courses are now open, @MapleLeafs.
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I am shaking with rage just thinking about how not enough people are talking about how my best friend @shootermcgavin got ROBBED in the ‘96 Tour Championship. That worm Gilmore in the 4th round scored a +4 on a hole where he got credit for a +1 score.
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GOVERNMENT: stay home
ME: ok I’m staying home
GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?
ME: can I?
GOVERNMENT: ya maybe I dunno
ME: can I goto the park?
GOVERNMENT: haha buddy I dunno what am I the park police
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Replying to @globalnews
Thanksgiving is so overrated. These people are going to kill others for fucking Mashed Potatoes
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One thing that is amusing to me is that if Hilary Clinton were president for COVID-19 we'd be absolutely fucked. She'd tell people to stay at home and half the country would gather in groups out of spite, because they'd think it was a liberal plot to take their guns or whatever.
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For my followers who don't subscribe to my newsletter, the one this week takes a mathematical look at the Coronavirus. You can also find a link to a PDF version here: diversitytomorrow.com/thread…
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Elon Musk@elonmusk6 Mar 2020
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The coronavirus panic is dumb
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You can “fix” a bridge, but you can’t fix stupid!
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#BREAKING Dornald Trumpets is abrout to turn into a dang peach. It’s just a fruit ya dingus, it’s good for your tum tum. #ForYourHealth
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Americans will measure with anything but the metric system
A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of State Line Road near 100th Street in Kansas City, Missouri.
bit.ly/2YAEWaJ
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Elon Musk@elonmusk22 Jul 2019
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I am become meme























