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We make magic. Home of HEX-AID, Tightwands, and They Might Be Half-Giants! Find Owl Delivery Postage at https://xitter.cf/t.co/m32lmtEGoR

Lawrence, KS
Joined August 2017
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We knew there would be some magic at SCA. It takes the form of The Hay Bale of Complete Healing. And ice cream. #NNLFK
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We found a few witchos and wizzos among all the Mandos at the @lawrencelibrary LPL Con to share samples of @USOwlPost tonight. We're pro this con!
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We're on a staff outing to learn about Uncle Buck Astronomy at #nnlfk
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Mega-pleasers for any Superb Owl party: - Bowl o' Vole - Snake Sliders -Guaca-moles -Cheddar Ale Swoop -Squirrel Tips -Lil' Croakies #SuperbOwlSunday #owls
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I can always tell I will become good friends with someone if they are never too grown up to look for magical portals to other worlds. (art by Katsuo)
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Popsicle season is over, but we're keeping the jokes coming to you in Halloween packages of Beez-Its candy! 1/2
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Q: What kind of sandwich do you eat when you've been ghosted? A: Boo-loney
If this is the end of the Elizabethan Era, what's next? The Chuckening?
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Haven't watched The Sandman yet. Hopefully they'll make good decisions regarding casting John Dee.
We're so proud of our home state today!
A historic turnout in Kansas has prevented conservative lawmakers from amending the state constitution to remove abortion rights.
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Tonight's battle: illegal neighborhood fireworks vs. Fiesta Musical, turned up loud on @kkfi901fm . The prize: the sanity of one terrified hound
COME ON, @NPR. THIS is your top story?
Most popular 2022 white elephant gift at IRS non-office staff parties? If you know, you know.
A modern curse: 'May you live in times that could only be made funny by Molly Ivins'
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My cartoon for yesterday’s @GdnSaturday / @GuardianBooks … Many more here: theguardian.com/profile/tom-…
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TIP TIME: Motivate yourself to move during the work day! Drink the last bit of tea, get a mouthful of tea leaves and bits, and run to expel it.
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Mail delivery owls would never.
Nothing Says Christmas Like an Emu Attacking A Child
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