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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"I can't take the paparazzi right now"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"Suck my toe"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"Hi, welcome to pizza Roto!" "That was too early" "You know what? They were ready for it."
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"Does pineapple have an A in it? Like is it p-i-n-e-a-p-p-l-e or p-i-n-a-p-p-l-e?" "Haley it would have an A either way" "Dang it I meant E"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"I had a dream last night about my tenth grade teacher sharting on me"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
*tries a dried cranberry* "These taste like old people"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
"My grandma has been trying to force baptize me for like 3 years now"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
I really wish UC had a competitive Sheep on a Mountain club
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*sees someone playing computer games on break* "is he getting paid to do that? cause if so I want to get paid to do that"
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"The new pizza starts next month." Haley: "so like may?"
"Would you like some cinnamon cheese sticks?"
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*singing* "I want to slaughter children..." Haley: "wait is that a real song??"
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
Replying to @TaylorStarke
@TaylorStarke do you like birds? I figured you would since you like fireflies so much
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
What even is Sears? They sell prom dresses but also refrigerators? I don't get it why do they sell tools what is it?
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Shit Haley Says retweeted
Replying to @TaylorStarke
@TaylorStarke okay but what about fireflies by owl city ???
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"I feel like a racehorse"
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"My grandma has been trying to force baptize me for like 3 years now"
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