Army veteran and geographically challenged Seahawks fan living in Arizona and waiting for the Mariners to win the World Series.

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Ultimate Heist
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Rest in Peace, Father.
The Catholic priest who died after a crucifix fell on him was talking about how everyone will be dead one day and the importance of giving your life to God. “Dear brothers and sisters, one day, all of us here will also die…” said Father Patricio Sánchez Molinari of Ecuador. “Dear brothers and sisters, one day we will all die, and the time we spent on trivial things will prove far less meaningful than the time we invested in God,” he said again. “The quality time we gave to Him, to our brothers and sisters, to our spouses, to our children, and to our families… That is time well spent, dear brothers and sisters.” Just moments later, the crucifix fell on him and killed him.
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If you think they're mad now… wait until they see Trump's next press secretary
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Cuando te joden el "TikTok"
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🇺🇸 HERO! The armed man who RAN AFTER and NEUTRALIZED the Bend, OR elementary school shooter has been identified as Kaylub Giamanco, his brother tells NBC This man should receive the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM! Kaylub was reportedly driving by the school on his lunch break when he saw the gunman enter the school, deciding to bolt after him and take him down before police were anywhere close. This private citizen risked his life to save other people’s kids. Just incredible. Very American.
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Joe Rogan laughed at Elon Musk in 2018 when he was explaining the Tesla Roadster. Elon’s response? “How fast do you want it to go?” O O F. 💀
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mariners saw espada has never won a playoff game and said yup that’s the one
Joe Espada will meet with the Mariners about their vacant managerial position, per @Feinsand
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Easily the most articulate and persuasive Democrat candidate we’ve seen in at least 20 years
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Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this debate for the best tweet of the day. Please see below. Now back to the festivities.
Ilhan Omar is about to lear the hard way.
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Picking up a pup cup
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At this age, I’ll leave just about anywhere early because “the dog’s been home alone too long.” Meanwhile, she hasn’t moved from the couch, doesn’t know what time it is, and probably wishes I’d quit coming home and waking her up.
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At this point throw the whole generation away…
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12-year-old sports reporters Carter and Cooper get the first question at Pat Murphy’s presser: “What’s the decision on not playing Christian Yelich?” @twinstripebros Vaughn is DH in place of Yelich in tonight’s lineup. Murphy had a thoughtful response.
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I think I have it too😊
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This scene is so funny
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Calling a spade a spade!! 😂😂
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It's 49ers hate week
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you've been acting really bro-cist lately
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