Now looking back hailey earwax was the wackest shit y’all could’ve ever come up with

Godzilla is a giant radioactive lizard and anyone can fight me on that

Yooo I’m so ready to be back in Mexico just a short couple months

My toxic trait is seeing snaps of me in Mexico and automatically looking up the next time to go

It’s that time of year where Forrest Gump and twilight play on repeat

“It’s not clocking to him that I’m standing on maple syrup”

These ads are getting wild

Ever since I was a kid I was the shit

My ER obsession has officially taken over

My nephews mullet is amazing. And the fact my brother let me give him one and continued to maintain it makes it even more amazing

I think one of the reasons I’m in love with dallas is because he is so happy to hold my legs anytime anywhere for my wall spiders. And he is SO PROUD.

I’m so ready for the twilight marathons that’s voluntarily given to me on my basic cable

I didn’t know I needed a Paris and Megan collab till I heard it

Early 2000’s was a vibe. Watching I love New York reruns solidifies my opinion

The spider I’ve been feeding got taken over by an even bigger spider and I’m so upset :( rip jimmy 🕷️🕸️

Thinking I can handle and icp show cuz of the chop chop slide and listening to their other songs thinking….

Jenny was a stupid bitch to Forrest and you can’t change my mind

Damn I wish I was at limp bizkit

Duolingo has consumed my life