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Call me โ Joker. retweeted
Something about the thought of Batman ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ him makes his toes curl in his penny loafers.
โJust admit that you need help. Come on, just one little word and Iโll get you out of this.โ
He accepts this, the kiss it is. With little to no reaction, he turns from her and asks, โdid you see that little gift I left you on your bed?โ
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โTskโTsk.โ
One hand falls to his hip, the other on his chin. His head is tilted, eyeing the very interesting looking contraption.
โYouโre in quite a pickle, arenโt you? Wouldnโt it be nice if someone was around to help you get ๐๐ง๐๐.โ
โThen help me, Bats.โ
He stands before him, arms spread outwards, willing him to step forward and take ๐๐ค๐ก๐ of him.
โIโm a classic case of a fatherless home. I need all the help I can get. Who knows what someone like me can do without the proper treatment.โ
He has all but forgotten their previous conversation moments before at the threat of the brutal altercation to possibly come.
โAnd here I thought I had to blow up a childrenโs hospital for you to notice me. You do care about me, donโt you?โ
Though a hint of sarcasm rears itโs
One corner of his upper lip twitches with disdain from her meaningless question.
โOf course, ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐ฎ. Youโre the only one that makes me feel likeโ ๐ฉ๐๐๐จ.โ
Thereโs no pleasantries in his final word.
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โOooh~!โ
Thereโs a sing-songy melody in his excitement. Thereโs always something different about the way Batman threatens him. Heโs seen as an equal to him. Unlike someone like the ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ข๐๐ฃ. A disgusting little pest.
โTell me more about how you plan to do this.โ
"You're more boring than I remember.
Then again, I don't remember this morning.--HA!"
That was truly pathetic. The Batman he knows and loves didn't need a group of super powered douchebags to back him up. My how times change for the worst.
"Guns, Batsy? Has someone turned a new leaf and started using more manly weaponry?
I always told you that the nerf guns was kids stuff. It's time you upgraded to the real stuff."
He almost cringes visibly at the thought.
"Of course, Harley. You know how I love to see you beneath me."
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โWhen you drop them all in a boiling hot bucket of water. Works wonders on the strays where I live. Havenโt seen a single fur-ball since.โ
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โOooo, is there some ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐๐ค๐ฃ in paradise between the violent vigilante and the violent dictator?โ