“Dad, why do some boys have buns?”

“I’m a little bit hungry. But only a little. Like the size of an Oreo.”

Haddon Mcallister

“Hey dad. Do you know what I miss? I miss the rain down in Africa...”

“When I grow up, if I have boys, I’m gonna name them Rich, Kevin, and Richview.”

“I don’t want to eat. My belly feels like it wants to watch something on Netflix.”

“Fruit, fruit, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have to go to the bathroom...” 🎶

“Dad, if you ask me nicely, I’ll let you play in my room.”

“I’m putting my wet tongue on my feet so my feet don’t hurt anymore.” 👅

(Before flushing the toilet) “Bye, pee! Have a nice day!”

"Dad, I don't need to go potty. I already went on Tuesday."

"Dad, here's the baseball. I'll be the pitcher. You be the belly itcher."

(After going to the bathroom) "I present to you... da pee!!"

"Dad! My food smells like animal farts!"

"Dad I wanna bake you somefing!"

Haddon: "Why are you whispering?" Mom: "I lost my voice." Haddon: "Where'd it go? Did you find it?"

"I'm not a house. I'm not a boy. I'm Kevin Miller."