@HabsLaughs

✡️. Delis, Habs, Expos, Victoire, Als, Simpsons, Jeopardy, Poutine, Bagels, Cartoon Theme Songs. Montrealer living in South Florida. Analytics+Intangibles.

 Parkland, FL
Joined April 2009
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Me refusing to take two trips to bring in the groceries from the car
Justin@jdivvy94May 10
Kirby Dach putting two Sabres players in a headlock was hilarious
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Montreal really trying to make Larkin feel at home
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When you're a cartoon character trained in martial arts and someone sneaks up behind you.
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Someday they will be able to be a normal team and close out a game in regulation in which they were leading by multiple goals but today is not that day.
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Mike retweeted
Mike@HabsLaughsOct 15
MTL PP1
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Contract year Josh Anderson
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MTL PP1
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Getting some uh oh vibes on Dobes. Not good.
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Fuckin loser
NHL Rumour Report
@NHLRumourReportOct 14
Pierre LeBrun: I checked...to see if there was perhaps a little change of heart from Dylan Larkin as far as adding a new team to his list, i.e. Montreal; no, his list has not changed; 10 teams...but does not include Montreal at this point - Insider Trading (10/13)
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Ok he can unretire
Mike@HabsLaughsOct 13
Josh Anderson has to retire now.
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The Sabres seeing Alex Newhook carrying the puck over their blue line
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Lane Hutson scores, but MSL can't be happy about him shooting the puck on the power play.
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Love that fan doing a full nazi salute to signal the delay of game call. Remains questionable.
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Josh Anderson has to retire now.
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Which one is Hutson?
/r/Habs
@HabsOnRedditOct 13
This past Sunday, Lane Hutson surprised a group of young Habs fans skating at the Bell Centre.
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You think the short preseason is the reason for every single player in the league going through serious injuries right now?
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Little too much from the commentator here. Calm down and stop making it about yourself.
Tucson Roadrunners
@RoadrunnersAHLOct 10
CALEB DESNOYERS FIRST PRO GOAL
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11 forwards and Dach still clocks in at 7:01. Yikes.
Marco D'Amico
@mndamicoOct 11
The least used player by the Canadiens at forward tonight has been Kirby Dach at 7:01. The closest to him? Jake Evans with 11:06.
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Money
Alex
@ivandemigoalOct 11
That VIP section that is always empty when the period starts always looks ridiculous to me. What was the point of doing that over there
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