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Joined January 2011
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Never in doubt. Magnifico!
Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆 Voted for by the players.
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Konate won’t make it under Mourinho. He’s a terrible player.
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Endrick needs to score a goal.
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6.5 years in. £1 billion spent And still couldn’t beat Pep’s worst team in decades. Some serious conversations need to be had on Arteta.
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This referee is the weapon fashioned against Man Utd. The same guy disallowed Lisandro Martinez’s goal at Burnley. PGMOL later came to apologize to Man Utd for the awful decision. Stuart Artwell should never be allowed to officiate a Man Utd game again. He’s intellectually worthless.
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The legal precedent this case will set in America will be hilarious for decades to come.
Becoming a Harvard Law professor and teaching a class about the Afroman defamation case and ONLY the Afroman defamation case
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SloaneRanger retweeted
Replying to @Nobsdaslushhkid
He blocked you because you are intellectually vacuous. There’s no version of MI that is “lyrically”better than Modenine. This is Modenine executing 3 full verses of football schemes. MI could never produce such a conceptual project.
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This is the kind of expectation I have for Nigerian monarchs in regard to culture. It’s not only to marry more than one wife and produce uncountable children that will fight over your property when you die.
Brazilians pay homage to Yemanjá at the 2026 Rio Carnival. 🤍  Yemanjá (Brazil) and Yemọja (Yoruba) represent the same Orisha of water, motherhood, and fertility. Despite originating from the Ogun River in Nigeria, Brazilians heavily worship Yemọja in Candomblé and Umbanda.
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INEOS are the weapon fashioned against Man Utd fans. Liverpool finished 42 points above United and they have spent €500m. @OmarBerrada - how do you condone this atrocity?
🚨 Liverpool's summer transfer window: 🇸🇪 Alexander Isak (£125M) 🇩🇪 Florian Wirtz (£116M) 🇫🇷 Hugo Ekitike (£69M) 🇭🇺 Milos Kerkez (£40M) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marc Guehi (£35M) 🇳🇱 Jeremie Frimpong (£29.5M) 🇮🇹 Giovanni Leoni (£26M) 🇭🇺 Armin Pesci (£1.5M) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Freddie Woodman (Free) Total: £442M.
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Liverpool sign another player and will surely win the 21st PL title. @OmarBerrada - you bald fraud.
🚨 BREAKING: Marc Guehi to undergo medical in London before proposed permanent switch from Crystal Palace to Liverpool. Deal for 25yo #CPFC centre-back agreed at £35m + 5yr #LFC contract in place as all parties work to seal #DeadlineDay move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6586045…
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Agent Onana. Onana deserves a Knighthood if he can pull this off.
📍Update: Carlos Baleba and his agent just got the word this lunchtime from @OfficialBHAFC that @ManUtd has officially made their move 💣 They’ve reached out through the right channels, and it was done respectfully. Baleba’s been told that if a respectable bid comes in, serious talks will start. What’s interesting is that André Onana 🧤is stepping in to help out. He’s using his connections and their shared Cameroon 🇨🇲 background to sway Baleba, telling him that Manchester United is the place to be, even without @ChampionsLeague football.
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This happening in LA is wild AF.
A new era dawns in Los Angeles Spotted at La Scala
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Bellingham scores…. FINALLY!!!
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California losing 4 points is madness.
Hey Democrats, I have some more unfortunate news for you. Here's what the electoral map looks like after the 2030 census. Republicans likely pick up TWELVE electoral votes through population growth.
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AtlasIntel are fortune tellers. Every prediction was spot on.
Most Accurate Pollster In Michigan: @atlas_intel Poll: 🔴 Trump 49.8 (+1.5) 🔵 Harris 48.3 Actual Results: 🔴 Trump 49.8 (+1.5) 🔵 Harris 48.3 Error: 0.0
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SloaneRanger retweeted
🛒The Black Friday event features new promo packs on the store every hour, flash SBCs, best TOTW items, best of campaign items, and new special items in packs. 🏃‍♂️ Details: fifauteam.com/fc-25-black-fr… 🗓️ Release Date: November 29, 2024
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This isn’t the parody account? 🤣🤣🤣
WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!
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Well deserved. 👏👏👏👏
Anna Sawai has won her first Emmy. She is the first Japanese actress to win Best Actress in a Drama Series. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins24
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Exquisite.
New Apple Watch Ultra 2: - New Satin Black colour - 95% recycled grade 5 titanium - Matching band - new Titanium milanese loop #AppleEvent #AppleEvent24 #AppleWatchUltra2
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