Occasionally Socially Awkward | Derivatives Trader | Human | GenX | Nerd | #Royals | #ChiefsKingdom | My Brain is Weird & I have Issues
Land of Misfit Toys
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Today is the day my life changed forever. For the better. I just closed my apartment door, flipped the deadbolt, leaned against the wall, and took a moment to shed tears of joy. Alone & insanely at peace. A switch has been flipped & it’s beautiful ❤️
#Grateful #Gratitude
I feel so bad for the cattle from this morning. Should’ve just let them continue on to freedom at that point.
Not exactly the traffic you expect to see on I-70!
Angela Benton took this video of a few of the loose cows from this morning’s crash near downtown Kansas City. These cows were making their way down I-70 just past the Admiral Blvd on ramp. @kmbc
Pop on 𝕏 & see news of: Wainwright explosion, man falls to death at a sporting event, Paris burning, college students drugged & raped (one dies), woman plows through children’s soccer game, mass shooting somewhere - all in 5 min of scrolling. That’s enough for me today. I’m out.
Idk why, but I’m obsessed with watching this woman’s videos & now I kind of want her to pack a box for me.
Took 4 separate @lyft rides yesterday. I turned off the “women & non-binary” option because I think it’s stupid. Honestly, the one female driver I had was the absolute worst, but I still tipped her well. Juan #2 was the best. I want an option to request Black & Mexican men only.
My Lay’s BBQ potato chips taste weird & I’m so disappointed because they used to be my favorites. Did they change the formula or something because these are gross now 🤢 @Fritolay
I feel like this describes almost all of Gen X.
HTFUTrading retweeted
PTSD: something terrible happened to you.
Complex PTSD: something terrible WAS your entire environment, and you had no choice but to keep living in it. There was no escape.
