Proposed melee changes: "The Falco Mulligan": Falco gets one extra stock. He's not gonna do anything good with it. "Luigi coinflip": Misfire is now 100% chance but theres a 50/50 chance it reverses. Luigi also gets a big floppy but with no hurtbox, just for fun this time

signify@signifyisdumbOct 16

Proposed melee changes: "Ice climber shiv": The ice climbers stab you with a ice shiv killing you instantly if they grab you. This is to make sure you die every time, as you deserve for getting grabbed. "Marths stupid penis": Marth gets a long floppy with a hurt box to nerf him

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signify · Oct 19, 2026 · 1:41 PM UTC

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Proposed melee changes: "Can Puff Count": If a Jigglypuff player attempts to jump more than 6 times in the air they receive a dunce cap. "Naughty Boxx": If a boxx player presses left and right at the same time their character stops and does a finger wagging animation.

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SlicedOranges🍊 · Oct 18, 2026 · 6:28 PM UTC

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Bro hasn’t discovered that this is the best the unfezant line will get 😭😭

Uxie@CalmUxieOct 18

playing Black 2 and why do you have a genuinely cracked moveset this early in the game

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Tyche · Oct 19, 2026 · 6:52 AM UTC

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…yeah…

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Runk · Oct 19, 2026 · 4:04 AM UTC

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weather@dsxf234161Oct 18

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っぐみ · Oct 19, 2026 · 10:50 AM UTC

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捏造衣裝曆扇

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Amelia · Oct 18, 2026 · 4:03 PM UTC

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Amelia@AmeliuhhhhOct 18

My million dollar movie idea: guy accidentally gets wrapped up in a cult, and the cult is going to sacrifice a virgin. The guy is the only virgin there and makes a run for it From there the whole movie is him trying to get laid before the cult catches him

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